One day they're dressed in camouflage out in the woods trying to find a decent, hard-working government employee to kill when they find a shiny lamp in the moss under a tree. They rub it and a genie pops out, granting each man one wish. The first man realizes that even with the horrible, oppressive American government he has to live under, he has a house, a wife, and two beautiful kids. He's really got everything he needs so he asks the genie to make him 10 times smarter. There's a puff of smoke and shazam--he's turned into Jenny McCarthy. The second man realizes that he has a mansion, a family, and a collection of antique cars ... and he doesn't want to be a blond. so he wishes that he were 100 times smarter. Poof -- he's turned into Janet Reno.

-- (Truth@of the .day), March 23, 2001

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And Truth of the day doesn't want to be either a blonde or a crusty old lady, so he wishes that he was a 1000 times smarter. Poof -- h's turned into Pauly Shore.

-- (Dr.Ruth@ofthe.day), March 24, 2001.

LOL!

-- LOL! (L@O.L!), March 25, 2001.