To Ken!! yup well done mate, what does the telegram from the queen look like?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

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So that's why the owd sod broke his 'puter so he couldn't be reminded. Well tough -

Soapy Bathday, you dirty old man.

And many more of 'em. Have a great day bonnie lad.

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Another one? What did you do with the last one? Have a good'un.

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

All the very best Ken - how the pc coming along?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

No PC No comment.

Ken must be offline at present - don't they have free access at the Old People's Community Centre?

Happy Birthday Ken.

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

So Ken's old enough for the retirement center computers? Hmmmm...was he really made redundant from bBC, or just retired. Hmmmmm....We must be told!

Have a good one! :-)

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

BBC? Does that stand for the British Broadcasting Corporation or just "Before B.C."?

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Happy Birthday!

-- Anonymous, March 21, 2001

Happy Birthday Ken, I'm sure you'll spend the day as sober as a pissed up Judge

-- Anonymous, March 22, 2001