An older man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over Firday, my ex-wife is sleeping over Saturday and my wife will be coming home on Sunday." I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.

The doctor says. "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man your age. I'll give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday for a check-up."

The man says "You have a deal Doc."

Monday morning the man shows up with his arm in a sling. The doctor says "What happened?"

The man answered "Nobody showed up !"

-- hillbilly (internethillbilly@hotmail.com), March 15, 2001

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That's HILLARIOUS!!

-- snoozy (allen@oz.net), March 16, 2001.