After finding out that my hero Liberace was a gay guy I made up my mind that buttrangers aren't so bad afterall. So to everyone out there that has been offended by anything I've said about Gays and Lesbians please accept my apology. The only thing that ever offended me about gay guys was one time I was in a bar sittin on a bar stool and I felt this here nice hand feelin up my kneecap and thigh and makin me feel kind of tingly. Well I was about ready to tell the nice lady that I would like to buy her a drink and it was this fellar with a big smile on his face and he said "How are you?" And then he told me I had pretty hands. I about spilled my scotch! I told em I wasn't into that shit and he ask me if I ever tried it both ways? He did a nice somersault before he hit he floor and then called the cops and charged me for harrasment. It was bullshit! Cost me plenty to get out of that one. So I held a grudge.

But I figured out the other day I am one after all because I watched one of them X movies and kind of liked watchin two women goin at it. And they were called lesbians cause they loved likken pussy and I do to, so I think that makes me a true Lesbian!

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), March 04, 2001

Answers

You are more disgusting than manny. You two belong together.

-- (I'll@kick.your .ass), March 04, 2001.

LOL Boss!

-- (cin@cin.cin), March 04, 2001.

I'm a lesbian too, Boswell, but you are too Butch for me.

-- KoFE (your@town.USSA), March 05, 2001.

Hi there Kofe, aren't you the gal that lives in Laredo, Texas? Your country is cow country and what western movies are made of. Don't take to much offense about my comments about Gays and Lesbians. I toned down my rhetoric in regards to them and I do have a lot more respect for them than I did have. Have noticed that they are bout the hardest working bunch of people this country has seen. Lots of talent and dedicated in what they do. Kind of stands out!

Like I said, got hit on in a bar once from one of those guys. Kind of took me by surprise, but no more surprised than he was when he picked him self up off the floor. And I also think it's rather disgustin when some guy's tube steak swells up because he gets to parade down main street wearin red panties and high heels! Which leads to the big question. Why do you get to wear a pair of panties but only one bra? Spent my whole life wonderin about that!

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), March 05, 2001.

Why do you get to wear a pair of panties but only one bra? Spent my whole life wonderin about that!

simple answer: Dont wear neither, then no problems and no questions.

-- no bra either (no@undies.forme), March 06, 2001.