us.imdb.com Feb 20, 2001 Claudia Schiffer Stalked By Nude Midget

Sexy supermodel Claudia Schiffer has a small but worrying problem - she is being stalked by a naked midget. The 4-foot fan turned up unclothed, riding a bicycle at the German beauty's mother Gudrun's home and rang the bell. But police who were called by her family could not arrest him because of a bizarre German law. He was selling postcards he made - and that made him a performing artist who was going about his normal business. Claudia says, "The police couldn't detain him because of this strange law." Another man sent her a letter every day. She continues, "He wrote me these very sweet letters, but then one day I got my mail and it smelled kind of funny. I opened it and discovered there was a dead bird inside." Claudia, who has dated magician David Copperfield and Green Shield Stamps heir Tim Jeffries, has been plagued by bizarre fans for years, prompting her to hire armed guards.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), February 20, 2001

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"He keeps sticking his nose in my business", complained Schiffer.

-- (BillyBarty@Reuters.com), February 21, 2001.