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You had 30 minutes left to live,what are the

10 songs you would listen to.

3 things you would eat or drink.

1 person you would call.

1 place you would go (granting that you could teleport yourself there instantly).

1 thing you would do.

I'll have to give it a little thought myself and will answer then.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), February 18, 2001

Answers

Hard choice! Is there anyway to combine bass fishing and making love without falling out of the boat?

-- kb (kb8um8@yahoo.com), February 18, 2001.

I suppose it depends on exactly the circumstances when you learned this. My suspicion is that the stewardesses will have their hands full...

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), February 18, 2001.

30 minutes is barely enough time to take a crap. Better make it a day.

-- (let's@get.real), February 18, 2001.

And EACH ONE takes an hour.......right?? :-)

24 Hours At a Time - Marshall Tucker (Live with Charlie Daniels on fiddle) Blue Sky - Allman Brothers So Into You - Atlanta Rythym Section God's Own Drunk - Jimmy Buffet Green Grass'n'High Tides - Outlaws Margaritaville(sp?) - Jimmy Buffet Son Of a Son Of a Sailor - Jimmy Buffet Make Me Smile - Chicago You Are The Woman - Firefall Imaginary Lover - Atlanta Rythym Section Me And The Boys - Charlie Daniels

Surf'n'Turf (that would be lobster and filet mignon (med rare)) Hot fudge sundae (with pecans and all over.......... My wife

My mommy

The Grand Canyon (can't believe I've never been there!!)

Make love to my wife one last time...

Make that each one takes TWO HOURS........

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 18, 2001.


Nice formatting Deano......

Can yall tell my wife's been outa the country for a week and won't be back for another???

Thank God Little League keeps me occupied..........

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), February 18, 2001.



If told that I only had 30 minutes to live I'd probably be too stunned to do anything. I'd sit there, remininiscing, thinking about all my illustrious adventures of the past, smiling, saying "What a grand ride it's been!" I guess the trick to being really alive is to live with no regrets.

-- And (SoIt@Goes.com), February 18, 2001.

hmmm I don't think you can fit 10 songs into 30 minutes, but I'm not so sure I'd feel like listening to music. I'll have to think some more about this one.

Eat and drink? Are you kidding me? Okay, maybe a piece of the best cheesecake I'd ever eaten.

I would call my older sister and ask her to come and get my boys.

I would want to be transported immediately to my kids where I would hug and kiss them, and tell them not to worry because everything is going to be allright; and I will be waiting for them.

I would pray to my Lord and ask him for forgiveness and mercy, and to please take care of my children.

Jeez this made me cry. I don't want to die!

-- (cin@cin.cin), February 18, 2001.


If I only had 30 minutes I would go to Vegas and gamble all my money. If I won I'd give it to my family.

If I had a day, I would want to take off in the Space Shuttle with Britney Spears and be dropped off at the Space Station. The Space Station would be equipped with a staff of Playboy Bunnies ready with an ounce of primo coke, the world's most expensive champagne, and an extravagant lobster tail and filet mignon dinner. I would be the first to have sex with the virgin Britney, then we would all get high, eat, and have sex while watching the pitiful Earth from space. When I croaked they could drop my bod off in space. Years later, as my orbit decays, I would light up the sky like a giant streaking meteor.

-- yeah (way@to.go), February 18, 2001.


cin, you didn't mention your cats..can I have them? last couple of weekend XFL game parties have thinned the herd..

-- meat be meat (cats make great @ppetizers. for XFL games), February 19, 2001.

Yeah…..

Only one day you say? In your haste to get at the coke and Britney, you would choke to death on the ‘surf and turf’, and be jettisoned into a ‘premature’ orbit. As ranking officer on the space shuttle, the responsibility of finishing off your final fantasy would rest on my shoulders. Hey, it could happen.

-- Captain Kirk (at@your.service), February 19, 2001.



Hi capn,

I would listen to 10 songs I could dance to. Really dance to. Footloose comes to mind.

I would drink the cleanest, freshest water I could find. I'd eat a Jersey tomato and a chunk of cheddar cheese.

Since I have three children I'd call my neighbor, Maria, and ask her to tell all of them how much I love them.

I'd go out the the Oregon coast. I've always known I would get there some day.

What would I do? I'd distribute the wealth around this earth so that no one went without.

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), February 19, 2001.


You had 30 minutes left to live,what are the

10 songs you would listen to. = All the Doors albums - time permitting of course.

3 things you would eat or drink. = Macaroon cookies, garlic bread, and Chardonnay wine.

1 person you would call. = My kid.

1 place you would go (granting that you could teleport yourself there instantly). = Big Sur, CA

1 thing you would do. = Sit still in complete silence and wait for the hammer to fall.

I'll have to give it a little thought myself and will answer then.

-- ez does it (ezdoesit@easy.yoh), February 20, 2001.


10 songs you would listen to....Mother Mother Ocean/Jimmy Buffett,Shambala/3 Dog night,Father & Son and Sitting/Cat Stevens,Wooden Ships/CSN&Y,Whiter Shade of Pale/Procal Harem,And It Stoned Me/Van Morrison,A Pirate Looks at Forty/JB,Check It Out/ Mellencamp,Family Tradition/Hank Jr and if I could cheat I'd play a couple of mine.

3 things you would eat or drink...Oysters,Beer and Tequilla.

1 person you would call...Sis.

1 place you would go (granting that you could teleport yourself there instantly)... The middle of the bluest part of the Ocean,on a boat.

1 thing you would do...Get stoned,nekkid and have wild banshee sex.

OK,I cheated a bit,but if ya can't be creative in your last 30 mins of life.....you've missed the point.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), February 21, 2001.


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