I wonder what Michale will find wrong with this post???

~ Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

~ Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

~ Can't stick their heads out of Windows(R).

~ Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

~ Not at all fooled by Chuck wagon Screen Saver.

~ Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.

~ Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.

~ TrO{gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. (Too Hard To Type With Paws. )

~ 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

~ Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

~ Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.

~ Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), February 17, 2001

Answers

I know some people who can't help attacking the screen when they hear, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!".

-- rotflmao..... (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), February 17, 2001.

I beg to differ...(snicker)

typin' with paws...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), February 17, 2001.

LOL Cherri, but this situation may change. Dragon Systems is hard at work on bark-recognition S/W. An important related breakthru was the developement of a key that smells like an asshole.

-- Lars (larguy@yahoo.com), February 17, 2001.

ARF!

Reason why cats do not use computers:

- Hard to read monitor while sitting on top of it

- Have no interest in your mouse if you've already bitten the head and feet off

-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), February 17, 2001.

I thought they just didn't like Apples : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), February 18, 2001.