"Ain't" having another spam attack

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Why don't you do us a favor and get it over with, asshole. Go kill Clinton and spare us from your continued hysterical fits.

-- (ain't is @ jerk. off), February 12, 2001

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While I disagree with your suggestion that Ain't try to assasinate Clinton, he does seem to be showing a remarkably intense obsession with the man, particularly for one who claimed to have been so happy Bush "won" the White House.

Maybe Ain't is a closet Clinton fan?

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), February 12, 2001.


The Desert of Ain't Heat shimmers on the molten highway,
and distorts the far off hills.
Eyes blink as sweat drops sting them.
The sun's brightness becomes a burden,
hiding in glare more than it reveals.
Lips crack. The voice croaks.
The brain broils inside the skull.
Judgement is reduced to obsession.
We sad few stumble arm in arm
across the desert of Ain't
dragging the half dead body of Clinton.
Only half dead, for he is loving revived
by constant proffers of Ain't's urine.


-- Break out the cookies and milk (aimless@national_raffle_association.org), February 12, 2001.

...one who claimed to have been so happy Bush "won" the White House.

I am, I am! ;-)

I would just like to see Bill do a little jail time on his way out is all! :-)

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com4summer), February 12, 2001.


Everybody likes to forget their mistakes. Think of Aint as a reincarnation of Paulie, Buddy & cpr but with a different bad memory to pound on.

Me, I kind of like it.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), February 13, 2001.


Ain't is one of them Anoited Ones. Like his fellows who respond to truth with advanced dialogue like "pull your head out your rectum" or the ever popular "eat me", Ain't has used his polished noodle and concluded that life is not fair, and Klinton needs to pay to balance the cosmos.

Thru advanced critical analysis(worry-hatred-envy-inability to deal with his own lot in life), Ain't has a reason to live, to fly, to be all he can be(which is the spamming dingbat we all see here adnausem). Ain't cannot deal with the reality, ALL freaking politicians corrupt, and "Liberally" aims to change this TRUTH, cause he is an Anoited One.

By way of his advanced insights, Ain't has concluded that stealing china far more devastating to America than GW looking the other way while his buds milk California.

Ain't is a pimple on the ass of common sense.

-- (doc_paulie@hotmail.com), February 13, 2001.



Hehehe, I'll give Doc nightmares with this one: Hey Doc, have you ever considered that Clinton might be a Moonie?

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), February 13, 2001.

Carlos, I can't help but wonder a couple of things here. Why on earth would you put Buddy in that category?

And what the hell is up your shorts these days? Way out of character.

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), February 13, 2001.


Pibb Course I have considered it. Have found no evidence. If you have some I would be interested.

-- (doc_paulie@hotmail.com), February 13, 2001.

Doc, type in the phrase - Clinton unification church - over at Google and you'll notice thousands of matches.

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), February 13, 2001.

Ya so what Pibb? Just as typing in "Doc Paulie" brings a bunch hits at google.com, your point? I looked at 2-3 pages of the pages brought back by "Clinton Moonies" (actually clicking on thru to the websites). Didn't find a single connection between the Moonies and Clinton. You do understand what a search engine is don't ya?

Anyhow I have no illusions about William Jefferson Clinton. Most of the accusations are true. It is also fact he did a fine job as President. In fact, without the 2 term rule we would have had Ronnie till probably 1992, and Clinton for at least 4 or maybe 8 more years from here. Does anyone seriously doubt he would have lost to GW if he had been able to run again? Would have been closer than Dole, but lets be realistic.

-- (doc_paulie@hotmail.com), February 14, 2001.



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