Lewinsky and Kaczynski Joke (R)greenspun.com : LUSENET : Countryside : One Thread
This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.
Here are the three winners:
>>> Third Place: >>> There once was a gal named Lewinsky >>> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky >>> "Twas Hail to the Chief" >>> On this flute made of beef >>> That Stole the front page from Kaczynski >>> >>> Second Place: >>> Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky >>> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, >>> Since you look such a mess, >>> Use the hem of your dress >>> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. >>> >>> And the winning entry: >>> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown >>> What Kaczynski must surely have known >>> That an intern is better >>> Than a bomb in a letter >>> Given the choice of how to be blown. >>> >> >> > > >
-- hillbilly (email@example.com), February 10, 2001
Cute. Only indirectly related, I'm told ...sky or ...ski behind many Western European names means basically son. E.g., Lewin's Son.
-- Ken S. in WC TN (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 11, 2001.
Ken, Are you trying to say Bill done it with a boy?..:)
-- hillbilly (email@example.com), February 12, 2001.