Let's go for the biggest challenge of all. See which team can build Cathy the better toothbrush and make her a better wardrobe from materials found in the junkyard. It's bound to make her more attractive than she looks now. What's with the Brits and their teeth anyway?

-- K Lincoln (kwlincoln@hotmail.com), February 09, 2001

Answers

I think she's totally hot. Oh course, I go for women with big prefrontal lobes.

-- ERic (earsjohnson@usa.net), February 09, 2001.

Cathy does not appear to have a big prefrontal anything

-- www.geocities.com/kablamotheclown (kablamotheclown@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

You can't see it, but it's there.

-- Eric (earsjohnson@usa.net), February 09, 2001.

First of all, If you have nothing better to do than insult Cathy, try getting a job. (or a life) Cathy is beautiful, intelligent, and cooler than any of you e-bashers. Let's see any of you dream up something as cool as this show! Don't worry Cathy, I'm working on a plan to marry you, and take you away from all these fools.

-- T. Cow (drunkcow@mailexcite.com), February 12, 2001.

I just love Cathy, she is so great and what a sport. Wouldn't change a thing about Cathy, but as long as the show is going to be in LA, maybe one show with her in a string bikini would do, thong in the back please.

-- Richard James Retey (theswampie@cs.com), February 12, 2001.

OK DrunkCow. I have both a life and job, and I doubt that you are any sort of person that should call others a fool. Do you really think that this show is Cathy's idea? Only a fool would be working on a plan to marry a TV show host. How pathetic your life must be. I'm sure she will be impressed with someone with 'DrunkCow' as an e- mail address. It's time for you to put down your computer and go get a life. p.s. Maybe you wouldn't think she was so good looking if you weren't a DrunkCow.

-- K Lincoln (kwlincoln@hotmail.com), February 15, 2001.

Yeah, I'm sure he was being completely serious. He couldn't possibly have been kidding.

-- Eric (earsjohnson@usa.net), February 16, 2001.