I think it's about time to call a spade a spade. This business about fake handles and addresses is phony. If people on this board believe in what they print, they should be personally be responsible for posting it. Those that want to stay anonymous because they are using computers at work and don't want trouble, are being sneaky and in many ways cheating their employer. It's their equipment and time, not yours! I have two employees and if I thought they had enough free to chat like Sumer does at work, I'd either fire their damn ass or hand em a dust cloth and broom. Hell, even Lady Logic used an E-address that went back to her personally!

My first name is Boswell and always has been, and the E-address I will use from now on is my own. Any misspellings you see are intentional. Anybody that wants to contact me personally to chat or have a pissin match is welcome to it. Any cowards like Manny are most welcome to contact me because it's been awhile since I loosened somebodies snot out in the middle of the street.

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), February 08, 2001

Answers

Go for it Boz

-- (nemesis@awol.com), February 08, 2001.

Boswell, I don't know you personally, nor do I really care to know you personally. EVERYONE here is anonymous. I don't know Uncle Deedah or anyone else here personally, everyone posting here is a ficticious character. I like the name Boswell, if I ever get a bull dog, that's what I'll name him!

-- no name (noname@noname.noname), February 08, 2001.

Yeah, Boswell is a pretty cool name.

I plan on getting a Bull Terrier (not a Bulldog or a Pitbull, a Bull Terrier is the Spuds MacKenzie dog) one of these days, and I am going to name him "Roger". What's in a name anyway? Would not a rose by any other name smell as sweet?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), February 08, 2001.

If I had a dog that looked like or was named Boswell i'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), February 08, 2001.

A former girl friend had a black pug named Boswell. The mutt was good for eating, sleeping, and wizzing on my shoes. Every time I spent the night, he'd wizz on my shoes. Must've been pissed that I took up his spot in the bed or something.

-- (Weeble@wee.ble), February 08, 2001.

Manny, you couldn't even own a dog. Most dogs walk forward and you've been walkin backwards so many years they'd have to teach YOU. Like most cowards, you've been steppin backwards from confrontations, fistacuffs and gun fights all your life. It seems appropriate, expecially for you, that you would answer in that manner. I say you're a yellow coward that would put a skirt and a scarf on and be one of the first off of the Titanic or let your fellow Americans die in captivity or combat just to save your own miserable ass. I've known guys like you personally in or out of uniform and they all had certain things in common. No respect for themselves and they always put their well-being way out front of everybody elses.

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), February 08, 2001.

Ah, guess what Weeble? Chances are ole’ Boswell is still with your ex- girlfriend. Looks like he may have been good at 4 things:>) It’s all about longevity dude!

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), February 09, 2001.

Yeah hate to say it but you're right, Barry. That damn pug is still around, still spoiled rotten, and still trying to piss on my shoes when I ran into 'em the other day. How long do pugs live anyway?

-- (Weeble@wee.ble), February 09, 2001.

I started this thread about posting topics or answers and not standing behind them, but I get the feeling that was a sore subject so I'll finish by saying that I named my two Blue Healers, Fred and Ethel, and my German Shepherd Claude.

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), February 09, 2001.

Well, I won't say what I named my dog, but I accidently spilled spot remover on him and now I can't find him anywhere.

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

Hi Eve,

I was back in the Motor City last weekend and spent some time in the downtown area. I think it’s great the way they are bringing Detroit back from the dead. The new Ford Field will be a super companion to Comerica Field and serve as the centerpiece of a resurrected city. And yes, it was too darn cold for this beach boy.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), February 09, 2001.

I have a cocker spaniel and a whippet. They are named Kate and Allie

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), February 09, 2001.

I visited Boswell, NM and bought some UFO souvenirs. Eve, LOL.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

Hi Barry,

Yep – overall, I think Detroit will make it.

I took my boys to a game at Comerica Park last summer – I'd known very little about it, and expected a semi-futuristic, huge, overwhelming presence, and I wasn’t looking forward to it. But the place was beautiful – they gave it a simple, old-fashioned flavor. Like a ballpark's supposed to be. Just the right stuff, as far as I’m concerned. We even saw a grand slam to put Detroit ahead by 1 in the sixth or so (we won the game), to boot.

You probably know how precious those hot, lazy August Saturday afternoons are up in the midwest.

By the way, I used to work in downtown Detroit in the late ‘70s – took the Amtrak from Ann Arbor, then a bus from the train station. My window was towards the top floor of the McNamara Building, overlooking Tiger Stadium. What an awesome view that was!

Lars, glad ya liked it, but I gotta give credit to Steven Wright for that one. Here's my favorite cat one...

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I know..I know...it hovers in mid-air!!

What did I win?!?!?

prolly a piece of fur covered toast, right?..yuck!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), February 09, 2001.

I keep telling people my e-mail address is real, but no one ever believes me. I guess they think I can't set up an alias through my ISP or something.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), February 09, 2001.

Bozzy baby when are you going to learn that your tirades against anon posters do no good. You are about one dumb motherfucker.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), February 09, 2001.

Well Peg, that is amusing but preposterous because levitation is impossible (even for phakirs). What would really happen is that the toast-force would interact with the cat-force and the poor kitty would fall tumbling end-over-end until it crashed into its kitty litter.

-- Lars (larguy@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

(voice over from Don Pardo)...

"What do we have for Peg? Ten thoooouuuuusand Iraqi surplus "I got my camel dunked at Raging Rapids Water Park" bumper stickers confiscated during the Gulf War..."

-- eve (eve+rebekah@yahoo.com), February 09, 2001.

Hey there Manny, you coward, why don't you E-mail my at home and then we can connect on the phone. It's about time somebody slapped you silly and I'm the one that can get that job done. You need to be taught some manners cause it's evident that lesbian mother of yours failed miserably at it. Or wasn't it your piece of shit dad that was playin pokemon with your bunghole when you were six. Be a man just once in your useless life!

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), February 09, 2001.

As I said before you are about a dumb motherfucker. For all you know I could be a female. What a dipshit you are.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), February 09, 2001.

Manny, you're too stupid to be female.

-- One Who Knows (-@manny.is.a.loser), February 09, 2001.

One Who Knows,

You know all.

-- (He knows!@He.knows!), February 09, 2001.

Manny, you certainly are not a woman. Most females I've met have far more courage than you've ever shown. Like I said before, I've seen your kind before and as transparent as you have become on the internet, you show no qualities what so ever that would interest no one but yourself. Unless you want to give me an E-mail and extend our little battle further in a different way, I'll not answer you again. I don't pay any attention to Al-d anymore and I believe you have reached that category also. I'm about the only one at this site that gives you any time at all so I guess you are going to have to answer your own questions from now on. Most other people that post here are probably wishing that I ignore you also. So unless you want to give me a chance to loosen your teeth and air out your nostrils, you're on your own. Even if I'm wrong and you are a woman, somebody needs to use your tits for a punchin bag and stuff what's left into your ears so you can hear yourself think!

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), February 09, 2001.

BOZZY baby your such a big man. What a dipshit ROTFLMFAO

-- Manny (No@dip.com), February 09, 2001.

Relax Boz, he's either a pimply faced adolescent or a case of arrested development. He needs pity more than confrontation. Too bad the demons got him back after his supposed Born Again experience. Al-d and his friends are probably the only ones who can help him now.

-- Sad but True (Punks@for.Jesus), February 10, 2001.

watcha tryin to prove??BIG BAD BOZ?? TRYIN TO IMPRESS THE LADY FOLK??

-- al-d (dogs@zianet.com), February 10, 2001.

If a man speaks in the forest and a woman is not there to hear him, did he say something stupid?

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), February 10, 2001.