The FBI has a wicked sense of humorgreenspun.com : LUSENET : Unk's Wild Wild West : One Thread
This is from a contest offered to several FBI agents. The requirements were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick. These are the 3 winners: Third place: There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter Given the choice of how to be blown.
-- Barry (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 07, 2001
-- CD (email@example.com), February 07, 2001.
I thought I had heard these a while ago, but I don't remember it being an FBI contest. Very funny!
-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), February 07, 2001.
It's not called the Excited States of America for nothing.
-- Will (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 08, 2001.
The Feds aren't known for their sense of humor. But with the demise of the USSR I guess the red squad has a lot of time on its hands.
-- al from cal (email@example.com), February 08, 2001.