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Why is it called PMS..(Pre Menstrual Syndrome)? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

-- Jason (, February 01, 2001


Jason, I think you have a bit of a problem if you are claiming PMS. You are going to have to get another excuse dear!!!! Please Splain it to him guys!!!!!!!!!

-- Nan (, February 01, 2001.

Whooo, Jason. I'm glad I'm not the one to have posted this joke.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (, February 01, 2001.

Hey..I never said I had it.....just making an observation!

-- Jason (, February 01, 2001.

Now that's funny! Vicki

-- Vicki McGaugh TX (, February 01, 2001.

Jason, you may not have PMS, but boy you sure got guts!


-- JackD (, February 01, 2001.

Very funny! That's a good one!

-- Cindy in Ky (, February 01, 2001.

Hee hee, that's a keeper!!! Thanks Jason. And don't let the other guys fool ya, they're not very timid about posting jokes about us gals! :)

-- Annie (, February 01, 2001.

A male gynocologist is just too weird for words.That's like having a garage mechanic who's never owned a car.

Men forget everything....... That's why men need instant replay in sports.They've already forgotten what happened.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.Ever notice?

So,really,what does a man know.

-- rose by any other name (, February 01, 2001.

I told Lynn I thought it stood for Pack My Suitcase, she said it stood for Putting up with Mens Stupidity. :>)

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (, February 01, 2001.

most women have PMS my ex-wife invented UMS Ugly Mood Swings

-- grant (, February 01, 2001.

Hey, you guys are very funny!!!! Ugly mood swings! Hmmmm.....that might have some real possibilities.........Can we look ugly and climb on the monkey bars too?

-- Nan (, February 01, 2001.

Jason, I bet you are either very brave, no where near a woman with PMS or single. Sent it to my husband because I just quit PMS-ing and can be a nice person for a few weeks.

Really, though, I don't know why men get on women's cases about acting for one week out of four like men do 12 months out of a year!

Not my best morning and I really needed the laugh. Thanks.

-- marilyn (, February 02, 2001.

3 daughters and a wife....brave or stupid....I dunno.

-- Jason (, February 02, 2001. shouldn't bait us like that......Of course you must be very brave......snicker, snicker,snicker!

-- Nan (, February 02, 2001.

Ah, sure hit that nail on the head. I just finished feeling mad, and like a cow. I don't know who laughed harder, me or my husband. I pity him in the future...about the time our 2 daughters begin experiencing it, I'll be doing the hot flashes! Hope he doesn't divorce us!

-- Rheba (, February 02, 2001.

I figure it is a pretty good trade.....hubby puts up with my occasional teary-eyed days and I stop and go in and ask directions when we are lost. (We get lost a lot!) All I know is that Moses wouldn't have been wandering in the wilderness for so many years if he had the same agreement with his wife!!!HEEHEE!

-- Nan (, February 03, 2001.

Jason, are you the one passing around the joke about the little kid who saw his pregnant mother in the shower and said

"Mom, you're fat" She said, "I am not fat, I have a baby growing in my tummy." The kid said, "What do you have growing in your butt?"

-- Neal Van Milligen (, February 04, 2001.

Boy Neal, at least Jason owned up to his own joke! Maybe he really is brave?! Kinda gives me an interesting new perspective on all of those big tummies we see on the guys!!! HEEHEEHEEHEE!

-- Nan (, February 05, 2001.

I told my husband the PMS joke. How come he didn't laugh? Do you think I should offer him my Midol? Is he having female problems?

-- Laura (, February 06, 2001.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?

A. Lipstick.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

A. You can negotiate with the terrorist.

-- Chelsea B. (, February 07, 2001.

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