Confessions.....

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....Eh, go ahead.

-- Fess Up (not@telling.you), January 26, 2001

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I am not really Manny. I'm Uncle Bob

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 26, 2001.

Im not really The@Great.Equalizer, Im

-- (The@Great.Neutralizer of Manny), January 26, 2001.

I voted for LBJ (then the bastard sent me to VN) and Carter.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), January 27, 2001.

I once walked a mile for a Camel.

-- (Dis@enfranch.ized), January 27, 2001.

I have big hands and big feet...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), January 27, 2001.


So much for that old wives tale. :>)

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), January 27, 2001.

Hi Bob! =) heehee

-- (cin@cin.cin), January 27, 2001.

My dog farts alot.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 27, 2001.

I taught a junior high math class for one semester back in the early 1980s. I had just gotten my undergrad degree in math ed and was taking computer sci courses at night, a real drain on my finances.

I had gained a little weight from eating most of my meals at Burger King and was down to three pairs of trousers that fit (we couldn't wear jeans to teach). In between classes one day, I bent over to pick up a piece of chalk in front of the classroom. The next sound I heard was fabric ripping, and I suddenly felt a draft on my behind. The room was still empty, but the students would come in any second. The words sheer panic do not even come close to what I was feeling at that moment.

I turned my back to the board and quickly peeled off my long- sleeved sweater vest. I had originally worn it because there were some mustard stains on my shirt. I wrapped the vest around my waist just as the students began filing into the room. I know that I looked stupid. I tried to rearrange my tie so that it covered up the largest stain and resolved not to turn my back to the class (a good idea, anyway in junior high).

Two periods later, I was able to go home and change clothes, but those hours, to this day, were among the longest I've endured.

-- kb (kb8um8@yahoo.com), January 28, 2001.


I am a virgin.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 28, 2001.


Nemesis, call me.

-- (lorelei@lubricious.lips), January 28, 2001.

KB....ROFLMAO.

Nemisis, this is supposed to be a confessional, NOT liars poker.

-- sume (shh@aol.con), January 29, 2001.


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