On the border of Kentucky and Tennessee there's a small forest. Half of the forest belongs to a Kentucky farmer, while the other half belongs to a Tennessee man.

One day, while out for a walk in the woods, the Tennessee man comes across a wolf caught in a trap. He rushes back to his house and calls his Kentucky neighbor.

"There's one of your wolves caught in a trap on my side of the forest."

"How do you know it's one of *our* wolves?" the Kentucky farmer asked.

"Well," the Tennessee man replied, "he's already chewed off three of his legs and he's still trapped."

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-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 24, 2001

Answers

ROFL.....um, yep Capn does sound like 'home' dont it?

Pass the sausage gravy, please?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 24, 2001.

An Iowa farmer was getting increasingly angry at all the Iowa jokes coming from north of ther border (that's Minnesota to you Iowans,) so he drove his pick-up to the state line and threw a stick of Dynamite across the border.

A Minnesotan lit it and threw it back.

badum--bum.

Q: Why do they have artificial turf in Iowa's football stadium? A: So the cheerleaders don't graze at halftime.

badum--BUM.

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), January 24, 2001.

Yea,but the Tennessee dude didn't realize that it was one of his daughters ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), January 24, 2001.

(Non-geography-specific)

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."

The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."

The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."

Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"

And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."

-- badum--BUM..... (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), January 24, 2001.

ROTFL!!

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), January 24, 2001.