Family tree

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Family tree

Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa.

"The Proph"


-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), January 24, 2001

Answers

ooopps

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), January 24, 2001.

Cherri you fucking commie cunt why don't move your skanky ass to Russia?

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 24, 2001.

*smirk*... Not playing......

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), January 24, 2001.

correct me if i'm wrong, but hasnt this manny@dipwad been accused of being one of LL's alter egos?

um, just checking.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 24, 2001.


Fuck you summer baby. I wouldn't have anyting to do with that skanky ass ugly bitch.

-- Manny (No@dip.com), January 24, 2001.


"Extensive use of profanity in speaking or typing is a sure sign limited intelligence, vocabulary, and of course, originality" - unknown, some highbrow on TV...

But hey, if the shoe fits...

scratchin' an itch...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), January 24, 2001.


Was this manny's family tree? I thought there were first cousins involved in that...

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), January 24, 2001.

Was this manny's family tree? I thought there were first cousins involved in that...

Uh, actually I think it is the Forum's Family tree, since we all are inbreds, um, right? :-0

Dog: Did you know that America's #1 way to express anger is in two words?

Um, guess which two? :-)

Loving the dragon,

sumer

-- sumer (shh@new.not), January 24, 2001.


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