OK, nobody's a big fan of the wet fart, but admit it, people, it does sharpen one's concentration.

-- Mr Laffs (ho@ho.ho), January 17, 2001

Answers

http://home.soneraplaza.nl/mw/prive/pezet/fart.html

Official internet fart page!

Funny as hell!

-- buzzy bee (buzzybee@aol.com), January 17, 2001.

If it is the kind of wet fart that you get immediately after a shower, it is a GREAT fart! There's nothing like the supersonic reverberating ripping sound that emanates from the squeaky-clean sphincter.

The "other" kind of wet farts are much less enjoyable.

-- (what @ good. blast!), January 17, 2001.

Do all the men here blow their noses in the shower also?

It's a pain to pick off the little Klinons off the shower wall!

-- Horatio Nose Blower (horationoseblower@aol.com), January 18, 2001.

"It's a pain to pick off the little Klinons off the shower wall!"

That's what illegal immigrants are good for you dummy!

-- Linda Chavez (guatemalans for hire @ less. than minimum wage), January 18, 2001.