New toilet paper to be marketed

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I am opposed to this because it will detract from our national machismo.

-- (
pusswuss@Neenah.Menasha), January 16, 2001

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ahhhhhhh feels so good' after to much mexican-food!!!

but my fear is--the revenge-factor!!

I hope the liquid used to moisten the paper is under lock & key!!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), January 16, 2001.


Its just another way to make a buck. Next it will be heated - then someone will sue McDonalds because the paper was too hot and they got burned.

-- John Littmann (littmannj@aol.com), January 16, 2001.

May they will print cartoons. Wipe your butt with Dilbert or Garfield.

-- John Littmann (littmannj@aol.com), January 16, 2001.

That reminds me, John. For years I've been searching for toilet paper with either the Chicago Bears or Green Bay Packers logo printed on each sheet. Know where I can find a few rolls to get me through next football season?

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), January 16, 2001.

Go here:

http://members.techheadnet.com/Steverini/bearssuck/bearssuck.html

-- (dis@enfranch.ised), January 16, 2001.



Doesn't everyone use baby wipes? Sheesh how do you get your butts clean.

pusswuss, do you really thinks it's macho to have toilett paper stuck to your a$$? yuck

-- (cin@cin.cin), January 16, 2001.


The best thing to do is to crap right before taking a shower, or, if that is not possible, use toilet paper as usual then hop over to the shoe buffer and put a shine on that bung hole!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 16, 2001.

or....

have your crack waxed! Remember, a hairy butt is a stinky butt! Dingleberrys anyone?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), January 16, 2001.


The Green Party is staunchly opposed to this product. Although we support personal hygeine, we reject all toilet paper because it is a waste of wood. We suggest using leaves as mankind has done for thousands of years.

Wet toilet paper is even worse. It is not only a waste of wood fiber but it is heavy and would cost billions in extra fuel to transport it.

I am proud to say that I have not used toilet paper in years.

-- (Ralph@chlorophyll.forever), January 17, 2001.


Now we know why Ralphie never married.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 17, 2001.


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