MSNBC: Democrats don't expect to derail Ashcroft

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MSNBC: Democrats don't expect to derail Ashcroft

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), January 16, 2001

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Dear friends--

I have it on good authority that after Ashcroft is confirmed he will reek vengeance on his tormentors. He will have full control of the FBI to carry out surveillance and assination of his political enemies.

Do not underestimate this evil man. He considers himself to be on a Holy mission. In his mind, God wants all opposition to be terminated with extreme prejudice. Expect legions of "disappeareds"; expect koncentration kampen; expect schtick und drang. Oh the humanity!

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 16, 2001.


Won't somebody please sell me a lifetime supply of toilet paper and tampons? I've got to PREPARE for the coming CATASTROPHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 16, 2001.

Yep! "There's (gonna be) a new Sheriff in town".

Thank God!

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), January 16, 2001.


Tarzan--

Slightly used tampons are available at bargain prices at http://www.plugit.com

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 16, 2001.


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