George W. humor (PG-17) : LUSENET : Countryside : One Thread

President-elect Bush and VP elect Cheney are ordering lunch in a small cafe near the White House. After reading the menue, Cheny orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. The waitress then asks Bush what he would like for her to get him. He replies "I want a quickie".

Well the waitress is quite upset by this and says,"I thought you would bring decency back to Washington, but your no better than Clinton and now I'm sorry I voted for you!" She walks away in a huff.

Then Cheney leans over to Bush and says,"George, I believe thats pro-nounced quiche."

-- Mark M in NC (, January 14, 2001


Sorta the same thing that goes on in this forum.

-- JLS in NW AZ (, January 14, 2001.

Just one minute,Mark. So,it's YOU who's been reading my email,is it? I just wrote about someone(not the bushman) who did exactly that.In real life.

Well, you've revealed yourself,you scoundrel.Stay the heck outta my business or it'll be pistols at dawn! I mean that in the nicest way,of course.

-- sharon wt (, January 14, 2001.

Hi Sharon, "Pistols at dawn", you say and "I mean that in the nicest way,of course". What does that mean - right between the eyes and no pain? :>)

-- JLS in NW AZ (, January 15, 2001.

Sharon, Sharon, Sharon. Remember what I said about the Fritos and Bean Dip? Have Nick go and get you some right away. That is.............Nick..........Are you there, Nick?

-- Cindy in Ky (, January 15, 2001.

JLS-Actually,yes, that is how I hunt.I like to make a clean kill.No sense in any undue suffering.Neck shot,tho.

And Cindy-I tried that bean dip thingie the other day.No effect.Looks like you're gonna just have to wait,and pray for an early spring.

And no, Nick is not here.He's ...ummm... around somewhere,I expect.That man is always disappearing.

-- sharon wt (, January 15, 2001.

Hey Sharon, please don't shoot me cause I'm innocent. (ha ha) My father forwarded that joke to me so he might be the culprit. Since I'm the only Republican in the family they all send me their "Dubya" jokes and I get a good chuckle out of some of them.

-- Mark M in NC (, January 15, 2001.

Does "pistol - dawn" have anything to do with "drink 'til midnight"?

-- Brad (, January 21, 2001.

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