Klinton has skin cancer in a peculiar place!

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Subject: [hlth] Clinton has skin cancer Posted By: dixiebelle (Registered User) Posted At: 1/13/01 12:57:28 am From IP: Heard on the 11:00 news out of New York that Clinton has skin cancer. It was discovered when he had his last physical before leaving office. It was reported that he has a spot on his foreskin and would be treated for it on an outpatient basis. Just checked a news source and they said it is a small lesion which was biopsied and the results will be released next week. Colesterol was at 233 which he blamed on lack of exercise and eating too many Christmas goodies.

-- sneaky pete (sneakypete@aol.com), January 13, 2001

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You lying sack of shit. It's on his back and you know it. Go play with the EZ idiots, they'll believe you.

-- (gonna@smack.your.head), January 13, 2001.

It's ok. Clinton has the world's best doctors. They are pushing back the foreskin of knowledge.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 13, 2001.

Clinton skin cancer

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), January 13, 2001.

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