Find out what might be in store for you in your next life......

http://www.concentric.net/~darkfox/karma.html

JC

-- Johnny Canuck (j_canuck@hotmail.com), January 11, 2001

Answers

Damn...I should never type a subject heading and attempt some HTML after midnight.

http://www.concentric.net/~darkfox/karma.html

Maybe one of you who is less HTML-challenged can hot-link it.

-- Johnny Canuck (j_canuck@hotmail.com), January 11, 2001.

Hail to thee our karma meter

LINK

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 11, 2001.

Great link! I need to do a little work.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), January 11, 2001.

Hmmm. I'm doing pretty darn good.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 11, 2001.

Aside from all of those children you helped to murder.

-- me (yes@you know.me), January 11, 2001.

Looks like KoFE needs some attention again.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 11, 2001.

Wrong again.

I am female. Guess who

-- me (yes@you know.me), January 11, 2001.

Oh please. There's plenty of anti-choice advocates on this board, but only one who's this obsessed.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 11, 2001.

How can a joke turn ugly on a thread. The karma reader was a joke! The questions assumed you already were bad like, "when did you stop beating your wife" with the choices "yesterday, I haven't, or last year" I found it extremely funny! But seriously I do believe that our wrong doings will come back and bite us.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), January 12, 2001.

Maria-

KoFE has a problem with me. Whenever s/he feels ignored on slEaZy board, s/he tries to pick a fight with me on abortion. Just ignore it and move on, it's not worth the energy.

I did get a laugh out of Lars' "Hail to thee, our Karma Meter," comment.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 12, 2001.

You're pretty close to the hell/purgatory cutoff. If you're a Protestant or Muslim, you may want to consider switching to Catholicism, since your reincarnation prospects look pretty iffy

Damn, guess this means i'm a mean person? What? So I thought putting the duck in acid was funny, so I'm doomed to hell? ROFLMAO.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 12, 2001.

Tarzan you are quite possibly THE most annoying person I have ever come across. You live in delusion-ville. You love to argue. Your posts go on and on and on and on and on and on. You spout your bullshit and you never hear or listen to what others are saying. I can just picture you arguing with yourself when there is no one around to fight with. You point your finger at others and run crying when you get your feelings hurt. And you just can't seem to get it through your thick skull that there is MORE THAN ONE person that just can't stand you.

-- me (yes@you know.me), January 12, 2001.

"You live in delusion-ville."

Sounds kinda French-like. Is it anywhere near Vacaville? {For you non-Californios, that metropolis literally translates into 'Cowtown'}.

-- flora (***@__._), January 12, 2001.

Tarzan,

I feel your pain. Truly. I must say I also enjoyed seeing someone else have an "anonymous" person chew in to them out of the blue.

This too, shall pass.

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 12, 2001.

And yet you can't stop yourself from reading each and every word I write.

You know, when I don't like someone, I ignore them. You, on the other hand, can't seem to leave me alone. You're obsessed with me. You follow me from thread to thread, trying to gain my attention with your pitiful cries for attention. You're just like a little puppy dog, pulling on my pants leg when I walk away.

I don't think you dislike me at all. I think you're my biggest fan. And I LOVE you for it. Thanks for the compliment!

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 12, 2001.

. I can just picture you arguing with yourself when there is no one around to fight with.

Damn, now that was vicious. But, hey Tarz, IF its true, can I come over and watch pleaseeee?

I thought I was the 'only one' who did that. :-)

And FWIW, what a waste, why dont the one who wrote that "Please stand up" or shut up?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 12, 2001.

Like I said....delusion-ville

You keep dreamin now y'hear

-- me (yes@you know.me), January 12, 2001.

Frank-

I really hope it doesn't end soon. This shit is what I live for! I've gotten this guy/gal so worked up that all s/he can think of is me, me, me!!! What a compliment! S/he's so adelpated that s/he can't even bring him/herself to use his/her own name. Man, I love it!

Anyway, it sure beats his/her usual tax drivel.

'sumer-

I seem to have inspired a certain amount of excessive fantasy in this particular fan. I don't actually argue with myself, but I do like to read and consider the otherside of any issue that I have an opinion on and think long and hard about how and why I came to my original opinion. Okay, maybe that qualifies as arguing with myself, but it's certainly not interesting to watch, unless you like to look at a man who's deep in thought.

Unfortunately, expecting this individual to actually take ownership of their position is reaching somewhat. S/he is clearly conflicted by his/her feelings of admiration for me.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 12, 2001.

Yes Tarzan,

"In case you missed it", ( ;-) ) that WAS intended as a compliment.

O.K., enough of this Love-In,

Frank

-- Someone (ChimingIn@twocents.cam), January 12, 2001.

S/he is clearly conflicted by his/her feelings of admiration for me.

Damn, feels/looks like I wondered into a love connection.

FWIW, I love to stare at men deep in thought, cuz there are so few who think :-)

Uh oh, looks around and RUNS for the exit before the flames begin. :-)

-- sumer (shh@it.disturber), January 12, 2001.

Sumer-

:-)

Jane likes to do that, too. I met her at a book store when I was trying to figure out what book to buy. She was staring at me for so long it kind of freaked me out. I've always said that she scared me into proposing. You can imagine how much she likes hearing THAT!

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), January 12, 2001.

My boss walked in while I had my forehead on the screen. When I tried to shrug it off with a mention of my love of "teenaged-mexican gogo dancers", he said "tell me something I don't know."

I don't know why he's so touchy lately.

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), January 12, 2001.

My boss walked in while I had my forehead on the screen

Haaa heeee you ding dong!!! I cheated, i put my finger on da screen.

Scratches head, geez I wonder IF thats why I going to hell?

Damn!

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 12, 2001.

Sumer,

You "love to stare at men deep in thought". Men's brains are between their legs. So you are a crotch-watcher?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), January 12, 2001.

Okay, bring it on big guy and find out. :-0

Eh, I'll never tell, but if we meet, you'll find out.

Now go on and blush somewhere nem...you crackup you ;-0 wink

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), January 12, 2001.

--me is none other than Cin. The obsessive character combined with the radical pro-life ideology cinches this one.

-- WastingTime (been@here.to.long), January 12, 2001.

Well, I did my best to answer at random and got assigned to coming back as a trailer park resident...

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), January 15, 2001.

Flora--

Vacaville is changing its name to Locovacaville.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 15, 2001.

I answered with all the worst possible responses -- Televangelist.

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), January 15, 2001.