Is it grosser than this?

-- (found at sumer's @ favorite. site), December 30, 2000

Answers

Save yourselves; don't look.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), December 30, 2000.

Yeah, that's pretty gross. But for sheer "Oh my God that must hurt" revulsion nothing I've seen beats this one here.

Now that HAD to leave a mark!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), December 30, 2000.

is that guy still alive and actually sitting up? omg{bjork} gee thanks unk

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), December 30, 2000.

Jeeeeeeezuz Unk! Looks like he swallowed a hand grenade! Fixing up guys like this is what we call "meatball surgery" here at M*A*S*H.

-- Colonel Potter (butchers @ M*A*S*H. 4077th), December 30, 2000.

On second thought, I think "meathead surgery" is more accurate in this case.

-- Colonel Potter (scalpel slingers @ M*A*S*H .4077), December 30, 2000.

Was on a search party one time back in 1985 for a 60 year old man that went berry pickin up in the foothills. He'd been missin for about 9 days but some of us were still out looking. We'd given up hope but the family needed to know. We finally found him resting up against a fur tree. We thought he was still alive because when we got fairly close we could see his jaw moving like he was saying somethin. And his left shoulder was moving too. When we got close enough the smell hit us hard and then we knew why he was saying something. His mouth and upper body was so full of maggots that they were actually moving his whole body around in way I'll never forget. Can't think of anything I've ever seen worse that that!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 30, 2000.

Boswell is the winner of the " helen's Bucket" award.

-- helen (b@r.f), December 30, 2000.

Bos, I've seen worse. I had the misfortune of watching shrub at the debates. I'm sure your maggots were able to string a more coherent sentance toghether than this bozo.

-- Mother of Jehosophat! (for@cryin'.outLoud!), December 31, 2000.

WHAT on earth was that first link?

A woman on her head? What WAS coming out her bunghole?

ewwwwwwww

Well, my neighbor just committed suicide and his carpet is now on the tree lawn. Shot to the head, wife found him after she got off work.

Truly gross. Sad, I swear I will never understand.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 31, 2000.

"WHAT on earth was that first link?"

Why that's the Old Faithful Geezer of course! It goes off as "regular" as clockwork here at Jellystone Park.

-- Ranger Smith (Yogi and Boo-Boo @ love. to watch), December 31, 2000.

Sumer, you can't believe pictures anymore. I'd bet you that the anal gusher was added by Adobe Photoshop. Odd that such a gross picture would daintily blur out the pubic region.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), December 31, 2000.

If that was done with Photoshop, they did one hell of a job. Even the shadows of the Geyser are perfect. What about the splashed areas on the body and tub?

I think if a tight-fitting cork is inserted and large amounts of peanut oil consumed, such a gusher could be produced when the cork is removed. As for the pubic coverup, the explanation is here.

-- Ah-So (loads of fun @ in. japan), December 31, 2000.

Ah-So,

That is interesting to hear about the Japanese aversion to pubic hair. Now if you would only explain "tentacle sex".......

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), December 31, 2000.

Yes, that means that our relatively respectable magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, etc) would be forbidden pornography in Japan. Very strange people.

Sorry, don't know what tentacle sex is. Maybe something to do with inserting parts of octopus or squid into the orifices? Or perhaps inserting the human member into the octopus? Got me.

-- Ah-So (very@strange.people), December 31, 2000.

OT - {as is my custom}.

A couple of weeks ago, my brother repeated the biggest insult he heard while staioned at the DMZ in Korea during the Nam era. I couldn't { & prolly shouldn't even attempt to...} repeat it, but he swears it inferred something to the effect that 'your granma has a bald-headed *&%$#'.

Go figure. Wartime wit?

-- flora (***@__._), December 31, 2000.

You people are soooooooo naive.

Tentacle sex, podophilia

-- (nemesis-san@alol.com), December 31, 2000.

nemesis-san,

Call me naive, I don't ver click on any of these links. A mere allusion will do, dude.

-- flora (***@__._), December 31, 2000.

nemesis-san,

Call me naive, I don't ever click on any of these links. A mere allusion will do, dude.

-- flora (***@__._), December 31, 2000.

Flora,

The link I posted won't get you in trouble. It's just a cartoon. Then there is another link that costs yen. Tentacle sex is a Japanese thing.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 31, 2000.

Oxy update. Wished her a Happy New Year on the phone. Her computer hookup is not too reliable right now so she can't answer anyone's email. Also she has trouble typing. Says she is down to 7 words/min from 120 wd/min.

She sends her New Year's greetings to everyone.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), December 31, 2000.

Duuuh, I thought I was on the Free Association thread when I posted the Oxy update.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), January 01, 2001.

Ladylogic emailed this same picture of her "pretty" white powdered butt to all of her male admirers last year. It was gross then, it's gross now.

-- (seen@it.before), January 01, 2001.