Yesterday's Torygraph relates the tale of a lecturer in sociology at Birmingham University who has spent the past 5 years researching gender attitudes fostered by snowmen. She has concluded that the only way to make up for the centuries of patriarchal domination fostered by snowmen is for the future to be one of snow women.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

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ps. Quite how she found any snowmen in the past few globally warmed years is not clear.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

But Dougal, what's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman. .
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.S NO BALLS

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

ITK

groan... but if you think thats bad, What's the most common owl in Britain?

You've guessed it,

The Teet

Now if there was ever a case for anyone to get there coat.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

Oh come on Garry. There's an excuse for poor owd ITK. But what's yours? Er, excuse, that is.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

It tickled me. So I thourght I'd share it.

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

Actually, I think the Sally Army have just sold yer coat. Merry Christmas anyway - see you in the soup kitchen sometime??

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

Actually Ty (hte beanie babie people) have launched, and sold out of SNOWGIRL. Who the hell has ever made a snow girl?

Actually I might have done as I always stuck the carot just below the eyes rather than between the legs,

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2000

I think I was married to one once!!!!!!!!!!!Or did it just feel like it.

-- Anonymous, December 23, 2000