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CEO Bill Gates named in homosexual sex scandal at software giant Microsoft.

"At least one hundred Microsoft employees were involved in a sex ring that encompassed the entire corporation." stated investigators.

"He often gave favors, money and gifts for sex. Sometimes his wife watched, other times she joined in." said employee Michael Faber when questioned.

The state investigators say that they will proceed with a formal investigation and prosecute Gates to the full extent of the law. Not even the excessively rich can evade the law in Washington, said the state prosecutor in a news brief.

The sex ring was brought to light today as investigators disclosed to the media any information that they could. Investigators that had been infiltrated into the corporation were able to obtain enough information to suggest Gates as the ring leader. CEO Gates has not been available for comment.

These findings could possibly jeopardize the future of the software giant. Stock prices have already begun to fall.

-- Instant Karma (thar@she.blows), December 18, 2000

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If there was one picture I DID NOT NEED in my head.....

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), December 18, 2000.

Bullshit! CNN might have cause for action but this was probably generated by a porn site in Bangledesh.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 18, 2000.

This came from the Onion, right?

-- helen (b@r.f), December 18, 2000.

Carlos, are you suggesting that this story on Gates is a fabrication? Good grief man, didn’t you see the link to the CNN site? And the picture of the real Bill Gates? Now I’m, burp, confused.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 18, 2000.

Ya know, Bangledesh rolls better off the tongue than Bangladesh. Think they'll change it?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 18, 2000.

The REAL cnn.com. That site was not the real cnn.com...but a clever imitation!

-- Nope, it's a (Fake@fake.fake), December 18, 2000.

A FAKE!! I’m disgusted.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 18, 2000.

Revenge of the nerds.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 18, 2000.