Mornin' yaw'll,

Just tidyin' up the place a bit,thought I'd at least empty the ashtray's and wipe the tables down,maybe loot the jukebox for some spendin' money : )

The new LA-Z-Boy's will be here as soon as I get off my ass and go fetch'em,but I swear it'll be worth the wait.

Meanwhile.....Heres the menu for today's impromptu breakfast.

French toast(thinkin' bout callin it Als'toast; )

Cajun sausages

Chili omlettes

Bloody Mary buffet I knew you'd like that.

Mimmosa's - pick your flavor

Warmed Grand Marinier & strawberries

Sorry it's soooooo skimpy,but damn I gots that OTHER job : )

PS, Sumer!!! please tell moi the bong has been cleaned and the water has been changed,OH,the stress of it all!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 13, 2000

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Here, let me help. (He yawns and wanders over to the blenders). You people are lucky to have all this fresh fruit. We'd kill for these wonderful oranges and strawberries where I live. (Adds fruit and yogurt to a blender).

Who wants a Breakfast Smoothie? It'll go well with the French Toast.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 13, 2000.

You are awesome, Cap. Just have a seat and enjoy. I'll bet you can convince the furniture guys to deliver if you tell them about this breakfast spread!

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 13, 2000.

What??

No jello-shooters??

It IS the breakfast of champions ya know......:-)

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), December 13, 2000.

Deano, Ain't got the last of the Jello Shooters. There'll be more later. Have some more toast.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 13, 2000.

Rubs eyes and wanders over to Bong, looks @ it and says "Its all cleaned up Cap, I did it yesterday".

Wanders over to buffett and grabs to 2 EXTRA LARGE Absolute Bloody Mary's puts it to her lips and says "ahhh"

Liquid breakfast. Now WHERE are the bagels and vicodin?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 13, 2000.

Thanks KB,good to sit and chill for awhile,oh I added a little rum to the smoothie,excellent!!! Thanks.

The jello shooters are made up and ready to rock Deano,theres a new one made with 100 proof tequila,quite tasty.

Sumer!!! thank ya,that damn thing was nasty,mucho better now along with moi's attitude.

The other job doesn't need me for the rest of the day so I thought I'd get those chairs in today,you're gonna love'em.

Tonights menu is a simple one.

Burgers on the grill and BBQ samiches,served out back on the dock,overlooking the beautiful blue waters of the Atlantic.

All the oysters U can eat FREE!!!!

All libations are also gratus tonight with a special emphasis on margarita's from the margarita fountain.

Enjoy!!!!!! : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 13, 2000.

(shoves way to front of line)

...OYSTERS...yeeeeeessssssssss, I'll have a half dozen with cocktail sauce on the side, please!!!

And an iced Mich Light...I'm in heaven :)

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 13, 2000.

Would you like any horseradish or minced garlic with that Peg?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 13, 2000.

no, no, no...I like mine straight up ;) less is better.

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 13, 2000.

capn, now don't you be messin' with my old chair. I just got it broke in good. And is that Peg over there stuffin' down them oysters? Why is she lookin' at me that way? Oh, my God, is she, is she ..... drooling??

(Better not serve HER any more oysters, capn!!)

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), December 13, 2000.

Come on Lon...your jus jealous...cause I get all the attention when I'm sucking them babies offa their shells..heh!

Honestly, it's happened to me more than a few times. People are just amazed watching me eat them...(shrug)

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 13, 2000.

Figures. This the one time Peg DOESN'T have a pic to post. Course it wouldn't be the same without the sound effects.

Sumer, vicodin is difficult to spread on bagels. Might I suggest crushing a half dozen of those little beauties, adding 8 ounces of cream cheese and a few cloves of garlic. Dump the mix into a food processor. Blend until smooth. Got that one from the Physician's Desk Reference & Party Hardy Planner. Spiral-bound no less.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 13, 2000.

LOL, Rich...the pic and sound has to be part of your imagination.

Right hand raises the oyster shell to lips...lips purse...GIANT SUCKING SOUND (with a little help from the front teeth)...couple of chews...then swallow. It's really fairly easy and tasty!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 13, 2000.

That bit about the teeth ruined it for me, Peg. Quite a picture while it lasted though. A blonde troll dressed in stripes...

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 13, 2000.

pssst...Rich, I threw that in so youse guys wouldn't get any ideas..heh!...and I ain't blonde either..[grin]!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 13, 2000.

Hey capn~!

Thanx for cleanin' the joint up! Appreciate it, and the vittles and libations.

Peg, dang, move over will ya? No hoggin' them Chesapeake's!! Pass the lemon, Tabasco and horseradish, willya?

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 13, 2000.

Peg, wow! *That* was entertainment. Who needs a floor show?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 13, 2000.

Pass the lemon, Tabasco and horseradish, willya?

They be all yours, Auntie ;)

I prefer mine almost naked just with a tsp. of cocktail sauce.

I got some last year on Christmas Eve...a gift from the hubby...sweet and delicious...I'm hoping for the same this year..so is he..lol

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 13, 2000.

Hi B!!!,

Get comfy darlin',what ya drinkin'? condiments,comin' up.

Lon,

Trust me,these here chairs are way betta than anathang we could break in,you'll be willing to use the old ones for kindlin' at the pig roast before the nights over with ; )

Peg,

PLEASE have a few dozen more oysters and a couple more dozen Mick's,Iv'e allways liked dangerous women on oysters.

I think the new chairs look and feel great in here,I only wish they made a bar stool LA-Z-Boy!!!

Now that that's done I can think about puttin' that HOT TUB and SAUNA in,do ya think we oughta put it out on the back deck beside the water or out in the middle of the tropical gardens? Decisions,decisions.....

Oh by the way...Pop Tarts,toast and biscuits for breakfast along with champagne and bloody mary's.

See ya around lunch time ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 14, 2000.

Sumer, vicodin is difficult to spread on bagels. Might I suggest crushing a half dozen of those little beauties, adding 8 ounces of cream cheese and a few cloves of garlic. Dump the mix into a food processor. Blend until smooth. Got that one from the Physician's Desk Reference & Party Hardy Planner. Spiral-bound no less.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 13, 2000.

Oh Rich My MAN....what oh what would I do w/out cha? (Begins filling up the food processor) heh!

Peg, my gosh is that a G-STRING? wanders over to get a closer look, oh sorry, the vicodin has kicked in. but um, DAMN Peg, you ate them ALL?????????????????????????????

Look what is that Funny look in her eye? Oh my gosh, its its, its, SUPER HORNDAWGY, I've seen that look before, quick get out of her way, shes after her husband....

Have a nice time Peg :-)

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 14, 2000.

Come on in and have a seat Sumer,hell,I guess you can help me open up the joint,Iv'e been kinda lonely here all by myself,but the jukebox and beer kept me a little company.

What ya havin' this mornin'? Absolute bloody mary? Bong's in the backroom,had to clean it "again" : \

What ya think of the new chairs?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 14, 2000.

Luv the CHAIR, I no longer need a step stool to ARRIVE, HA! Swivels around and around and STOPS, shit, make me dizzy. Actually dude I'll have an ice-water, tried coffee, but got the diahrea AGAIN, looks at KB8!

Well, shit, lets just do the absolute thingy after all, what have I got to lose? Cept more shit :-)

Walks over and retrieves a box of Depends, you know, just in case? :-)

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 14, 2000.

>tried coffee, but got the diahrea AGAIN, looks at KB8!

Huh? (nibbles on a Poptart). It's just your system suffering from withdrawl from ingesting Lake Erie water. I've got some Vernor's out in my truck. I'll go get a can if you think that'll help.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 14, 2000.

Ugh...to many oysters, sumer sweetie, could ya pass the Depends?

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 14, 2000.

KB......DARLING!! Vernors, really? Sumer will be fine after she drinks that Absolute Bloody Mary. But I could use a Vernors hit. I grew up near Detroit. I can take it! Please, please, please????????

-- (raven@never.more), December 14, 2000.

Sure. Just lettme finish this Poptart. (Thinks: I'm on to something here.)

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 14, 2000.

um...stupid question alert...

What's Vernors???

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 14, 2000.

It's a brand of ginger ale, Peg, that was originally concocted in Detroit and aged in oak barrels. Of course, the current brew is nothing like it used to be since the Vernor family sold the company, but the memory lives on.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 14, 2000.

I'm html impared.

http://www.homestead.com/vernors/bigsign.html

KB, my grandmother's house was right near the old Vernor's plant. The air always smelled like it. I thought that was cool and was really annoyed when they tore down her house.

-- (raven@never.more), December 14, 2000.

Gnome!I had forgotten about that dumb gnome. Cool site. Goes along with the toy thread.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 14, 2000.

Im fullfilled. Nice chair, can of Vernors, view of the ocean. Ahhhhh!!

-- (raven@never.more), December 14, 2000.

OK, capn. I gotta admit the new chairs are kinda nice.

And the seat belts are a good idea.

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), December 14, 2000.

Mornin's capn!

I brought over a southwestern brunch casserole for those that are interested in breakfast this mornin. And some green corn tamales and habanero salsa for the breakfast of champions. 'sumer, hon, you'd best stay away from the salsa today, if your system is still acting up. Hey, nice chairs!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 15, 2000.

Wow! And I was prepared to settle for a whole wheat bagel and coffee. Nice chairs, but why does that one in the back have a seatbelt?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 15, 2000.

>>but why does that one in the back have a seatbelt?

That's the one with the heat and stimulating massage..[Evil Grin]

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 15, 2000.

capn stumbles outa bed,ambles into the kitchen,"damn that smells good",thanks B,gets a Mt Dew outa the frig,finds a chair,"mornin' all" chugs Dew burps"excuse moi!" A bloody mary would be nice,"anybodyelse want one?" This nice warm breeze feels great,salt air ahhhhhh!!! ok,who hid the bong?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 15, 2000.

Dude, um, ya still got that lil snoogy sleep shit in yer eyes. Here (pases a napkin) wipe dat outta dere so you look ALIVE my man.

Gets up goes behind bar, puts on apron looks at capn and says "Hey, tell you what lemme make you a mary and you sit still and behave, here is the bong (fills it w/kind bud and red opium) now enjoy"

Today is OUR day to take care of you for doing such a wonderful job of taking care of US.....

We luv ya dude (puts head on caps shoulder and burps a hairball)

Oh shit sorry capn.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 15, 2000.

Thank ya Sumer!!!,is the shit gone from my eyes? This is kinda nice and a damn fine bloody mary Sumer,you got the touch.But we are gonna have to get ya some hairball meds hon.

Damn,it's wake-n-bake around here,that stuff is tasty and potent,now if I can only get my eyes back to the front instead of rolled back there in my brain : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 15, 2000.

Hey hey, (nudges cap and whispers) "pssst dude look at the woman who just walked in here....what a SET OF TITS....whatcha think, double or triple DDD? Eh, cap?"

HEE HEE, there NOW your eyes are better. *wink*

Who KNOWS ya baby? ;-0

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 15, 2000.

pssst Sumer,she caught ya checkin' those babies out,she's smilin' at you not me.

(Mystery lady hails the capn,orders a martini and whatever the woman at the end of the bar wants),I think you have just been hit on Sumer : o

Well at least it keeps me outa trouble.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 15, 2000.

Consumer say "I am no grass muncher".

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 15, 2000.

Do ya want me to tell her she's barkin' up the wrong tree? LOL!!!

Hey Sumer,wanna watch the place for awhile,I gots to go to that OTHER job,"major fuckin' sigh",it helps to defray the costs of keepin' this place open ; )

I'll be back for the late night shift though,and we have a BIG party starting around 12:00,conga line and all.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 15, 2000.

Are you gonna leave ME alone w/her? <----------------------

well, oh, okay, but you better tell her I aint no damn grass muncher or I 'might' have to hurt her.

Lemme mosey on back behind the bar, (grabs pepper spray puts in pocket) and says "ok, who b needin a drink".

Woof, um, cough, oh damn another hairball. Pops a vicodin and WAITS.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 15, 2000.

Cool Sumer!!!,at least I know the place is in good hands,besides,look around,theres plenty of good folks hangin' out in here,theyv'e just been quietly watchin' the show and waitin' for the fireworks when "she" asks you to dance : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 15, 2000.

sliding into the chair next to da bimbo...Hey, are those real?...pulls pin out of hat...

POP!...POP!...oops, guess not!!!..hee hee

I'll have a shot of 'buka and a Mich Light please :)

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 15, 2000.

Hey girl, here ya go......passes the requested alcohol items along with a napkin to the bimbo "clean up that silicone shit all over the bar, yo momma dont work here"

BTW, Peg, how am I doin at this barkeep stuff *hiccup*?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 15, 2000.

You doing OK sumer...cept the hairballs are starting to collect and resemble tumbleweeds...where's my damn flamethrower?

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 15, 2000.

sumer, are you washing your cats, again? That furball is rat-sized. Blah!

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 15, 2000.

SSSuummmeerr!!!!!!!!!,we are gomna hav ta get yyooou on hairrrr bball medicinee,this plaac i s trased adnsooo am moi

help you to whhhat yo u want,and ther no Tqella.oryagamistrr.

me an shr aree upptairs :9 _ sowery my mwess

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 16, 2000.

sorruy i forgotr to say to evrbofdy,niht>

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 16, 2000.

Yo, Unk! Help me move Capnfun to the couch. Get some sleep, dude. You'll have all weekend to party. I'll see you when I get back from the computer show.

sumer, where'd you move the blankets...?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 16, 2000.

shhheeet, just returned from Turkey Christmas deep fried party?

Sumer is....deeply FRIED. Ha.

here, passes a blankey, but, um dont think he'll need one if the broad w/tits is keepin him warm.

Geez capn, your a lil forked up ya know?

Stumbles over to chair w/seatbelt....damn holidaze....oh my head. :-(

-- sumer (SHH@aol.CON), December 17, 2000.

Geez Capn, whatcha been eating? helping Kb carry the Capn....

Sheesh dude, your heavy man :-)

AB been making you the cookies?

Unc.: PULL harder., thanks :-)

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 17, 2000.

Good God Gurdy!!! what A weekend,thanks for takin' care of me.That ol' girl didn't stick around too long,I think all she wanted to do was use me,oh I feel so cheap.

This place is a pretty good place to crash though,nobody drew on me at least and my shoes weren't tied together.Feelin' rested and relaxed and ready for another round...bloody marys anyone? Time to wake n bake kiddies!!!!

I'll be in the hammock out back,if anybody needs anything just holler or get it yourself then come out back and watch the sunrise this fine sultry mornin'.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 18, 2000.

Has anyone seen the y2_ 55 gal drum of tabasco? I coulda swore I put it in the attic,did someone take it out to the bunker? Damnit!!! I'll just use hanenero,BwaaaaHaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Liquid breakfast this mornin' folks,cept I think theres some Cajun sausages in the freezer and a few eggs left.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 18, 2000.

Somebody may drooled on you, capnfun, but no one drew on you. Heh- heh. There's a fair amount of bread left and more eggs in the other cooler. I'll make some french toast and cook up the last of those links, you need some protein to go along with your libations. kb quit eyeballing that seatbelt! It's too early to be thinking things like that. Here make yourself useful. hands kb a mixing bowl.

-- (raven@never.more), December 18, 2000.