Man oh manicure

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 13, 2000

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Jay Leno quiped that the owner of the longest fingernails was a proctologist by trade.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 13, 2000.

We are a queer species.

Amazingly, this man believes he is owed payment for his years of suffering. Should someone mention to him the suffering has been self- induced? The kicker is he says if he had it all to do over again - he would!

How sad. Yet I realize there are lessons I'm confronted with daily - over and over again - from which I do not learn. Something about we who fail to learn from (personal) history are doomed to repeat it?

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 13, 2000.