Bestiality vs Animal Rights

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If the animal consents, then it should be OK for a man to have sex with his dog. Either Dad is very narrow minded or he is a member of PETA.

WOOF WOOF

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 07, 2000

Answers

"Philip Buble(the dog fucker) said Wednesday that he did not want his father to spend time in jail or prison. Rather, he said, “he needs serious therapy.”

ROFLMAO!!! Good one Lars,chuckle of the day.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 07, 2000.


Gee, I wonder if they sent the dog fucker to the hospital or to the vet after the attack?

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 07, 2000.

My question would be: "Where did they send the poor dog?"

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 07, 2000.

Well Bee, I suppose they sent the dog 'packing'.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 07, 2000.

In case Philip someday wants to be a scoutmaster should we know whether the dog was a boy or a girl?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 07, 2000.


Carlos, I understand the dog has gone into seclusion and will make a statement in the near future. BTW, anyone notice that this story comes out of Steven King’s backyard in Northern Maine? Kinda fits.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 07, 2000.

Because the breed was French poodle, this liason was not performed doggie style.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 07, 2000.

What about balloon dogs?

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), December 07, 2000.

You mean blow-up dogs?

{Talk about a sick puppy - LOL}

PS - How'd you guys manage to slide this one past cin?

-- flora (***@__._), December 08, 2000.


Flora, are you sure you want to say "slide"?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 08, 2000.


Frank Buble, 71, pleaded guilty to attempted murder and elevated aggravated assault after he tried to kill his 44-year-old son, Philip Buble, by striking him several times with a crowbar. In the September 1999 assault, the younger Buble received a broken arm and lacerations and required medical treatment at Mayo Regional Hospital in Dover- Foxcroft

^^^pic this...a 71 yr old dude beating the shit out of his 44 yr old 'kid' w/a crowbar...?

ROFLMA just Rolling :-))))) damn that is toooooo funny.

Passes the crowbar to the 'crowd' at the saloon and says "have at it"

LMAO.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 08, 2000.


Well Lars, that was quite a post! Philip Buble sounds like he is a very disturbed and confused feller. On the other hand though, if he isn't interested in a woman he is probably better off with a dog than he would be with should I dare say "one of his own kind". Except for cooties and fleas about all the physical discomfort he would suffer would be 24 hour scratchin. And he doesn't have to worry about ketchin aids and droppin dead in a few years after pain and torment. Probably the only thing that really concerns Philip is the possibility that his union with Lassie might produce a four legged Buble Jr.!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 08, 2000.

Boswell, you're really obsessed with this gay thing, aren't you?

Every single thread I've seen you post on, you always bring it up. It's very odd. Queer, even.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 08, 2000.


Glad you noticed Tarzan! I'm against that life style because I think it's plain wrong. Put it plain and simple, it's just as wrong as being with a animal. But if you select from the animal kingdom you don't endanger your health or someone elses. Just because I keep bringin the subject up and you're uncomfortable about it does'nt bother me at all. In fact you seem to respond quite often on other threads in the same manner on this subject so I will finish by saying Get along little doggie!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 08, 2000.

Boswell-

There are plenty of things that disgust and disturb me that I don't feel necessary to attach to every thread. For instance, I am deeply disgusted and disturbed by child pornography, but this is the first time I've brought it up.

You seem to find a way to turn every topic to the subject of homosexualty. It seems to be something you've spent a great deal of time thinking about. You seem to be rather preoccupied by it. To put it bluntly, I think you are fascinated with homosexuals and homosexuality. Perhaps you should spend some time contemplating the roots of this fascination.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 08, 2000.



I think the moral of this story is "Never let your 'kids' continue to live with you until they're 44." or "What YOU don't know won't hurt them."

[I never did understand why folks allowed grown children to still live at home.]

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 08, 2000.


Actually that's a really good question Tarzan! I just keep wondering about different aspects of this twinkle toes thing. How can a guy get excited over something that hairy other than a peach and how can you fit your tool into something that tends to go the other direction on a regular basis? It looks like a serious collision of that nature would cause a brownout and not the kind that California might be experiencing. I'm sure you're just the guy that can answer these questions and more if you wish!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 08, 2000.

Boswell-

I'm not gay, though I have friends and family who are. Many of them, like yourself, came to a point where they realized they were obsessed with homosexuality. For instance, I have a cousin who was a raging homophobe before he realized that he wasn't so much afraid of gays and lesbians as he was fascinated with them.

I'm sure you've lain awake many nights contemplating homosexuality. Maybe you've even conducted some informal..."research"...ahem. I hope someday that you come to terms with whatever is inside you that is so deeply and personally interested in homosexuality.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 08, 2000.


ALL HANDS ABANDON THREAD! ABANDON THREAD!

-- helen (b@c.k), December 08, 2000.

^^^ROFLMAO,,,,good one Tarz....

NEXT....

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 08, 2000.


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh helllll noooooooooooooooooooooo

dont abandon yet, its just NOW getting good.

Leans back on barstool (hoping it has a back :-) to watch the cyberfued.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 08, 2000.


Have it your way, 'sumer. Just tell me where you keep the barf bags around here...

-- helen (b@c.k), December 08, 2000.

Helen, I have truly missed you (and your humor) :-)

Hope you are well!

'Sumer, capn has provided the very best in bar accommodations for us; the bar stools have backs. Not to worry.

-- patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), December 08, 2000.


Thank you, Patricia. I was fine until a few minutes ago... :)

-- helen (b@c.k), December 08, 2000.

here helen (passes extra large HEFTY barf bag)

oh, and some popcorn too babe, wouldnt want you to barf on an empty tummie. :-)

welcome back helen, WE truly missed you.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 08, 2000.


'sumer-

The irony is that I was being serious. Anyone who is completely secure in his or her own sexuality would not be so utterly obsessed with the sexuality of others (unless of course, the "other" is Catherine Zeta-Jones... YEOW!). Even if Boswell is joking around, it's clear he has some serious introspection ahead of him.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 08, 2000.


Thanks, 'sumer. When I left the gathering was being planned. I went out into the world and took two jobs so I could make it to the event. I have an interview for a third job next week. We ARE still having a gathering???

-- helen, tired but not retired (b@r.fing), December 08, 2000.

Okay you want to go to the jugular Tarzan you just pull your spenders up tighter because you got me pissed now. Ain't nobody ever accused me of having a raging homophobic before except my wife. And I've always been man enough to know where to stick it to cool it off. At least I know which gender to stick my homophobic into ragin or not. You should listen to your straight relatives cause maybe they could help you recover. And by the way if one group is straight what defines the other group? Does gay mean they're HAPPY? Tarzan the happyman rings like a bell!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 08, 2000.

Helen, we haven't really discussed it in awhile. But maybe after all the election stuff and holiday stuff calms down, we can start discussing it again.

I just want to (re-) state that I cannot go to Myrtle Beach. Airfare from here is absurdly expensive.

(Actually, if I can't find a "babysitter" for my pooches, I'm not going anwhere.)

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), December 08, 2000.


Helen,

I am totally ROFLMFAO!!!

Pat,

I think I'll put some booze-n-beer on a kiosk and make few passes through the crowd and around the room,snacks too!!! I will also be opening up the gaming room and booking bets,Vegas odds.

This could be very good for business.

BTW,next week I'm taking all the chairs out and replacing them with Lay-Z-Boy swivel rockers,hey! nothing's too good for yaw'll : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 08, 2000.


Hey Boswell,

You smell like a homophobe to me...a little too preoccupied with other people's sex lives IMHO. Why do you even care what someone else does if it does not affect you? Maybe down@thefarm means a little something more than you are willing to say. Hey, is your last name Buble?

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), December 08, 2000.


Aunt Bee I don't want you to get down there and smell my homophobe. That's pretty personal and I think you should smell your own for pete's sake! I don't care about that other bunch long as they stay in that damn closet but they keep gettin out! Live and let live! That's what I say! And never tried the Buble Doggie Burger yet but this 20th century ain't over yet. I still got a few more days. If I like it I'll let you know!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

It was the night before Christmas, The men all had woodys and were all quite soosed, the women in thier panties using thier vibrators quiet like a mouse, when all of a sudden a loud thump was heard on top of the house, the men peered through the windows, the women where in fright, for nothing could be seen through the snow falling that night. I put on my slippers and opened the front door, while everyone else croached on the floor, suddenly an object began to appear before my eyes, it was a forty foot penis being towed by eight gay guys. I shut the door and yelled get some rope and get my gut the buttrangers are here lets have some fun, I yelled at the queers and threatened thier lives, they all ran to hide behind the penis because of its size. I waved the rope and loaded the gun, but the faggots skipped off they didn't even run. The penis just layed there all stiff in the night and the women began to act silly and smiled with delight, one woman said forget the vibrators, go get some lube, we can all take turns riding this tube. The activity continued throughout the night while me and the boys settled in to watch the fight. It was quite early in the morning when heard a light knock at the door, it was the women and they looked quite sore, they all were weak and some could not walk, the others jaws were locked open and they could not talk, the hair on thier pussys was all matted or gone for they had been out humping all night long. The penis was missing it was gone in the light it had mysteriously left like it hade appeared that night. It was now the morning of Christmas and to the mens surprise they had never seen so many content women or a penis that size.

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 09, 2000.

Now this was a story to calm things down abit, Boswell you just can't handle the fact that the buttrangers a quickly taking over the U.S. government and will soon be moving into your nieghborhood. My nieghbor is gay and quite often I hear grunting from over the fence, I've learned to take the children and wife into the house. The only grunting I want my family to here is when you are sitting on the toilet expelling the waste product that that orafice was designed to do.

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 09, 2000.

Well Red you might think that was pretty cute but I could see thru it cause it was transparent as all get out! I think I turn you on and that just makes me want to stand up while pukin! You can take that 40 footer and wad that thing up where the sun ain't never shone. You're a long way away from being another Eddie Allan Proe!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

BOSWELL, What on earth goes thru that pea pickin farm brain of yours??? I know all about you FARM FAG BOYS walkin around with only one suspender holdin your trousers on and one pant leg tucked into your boot cuz yer to lazy to pull it out!! Why do you all screw them rabbits you call pets? I don't get it are you just lonely? Maybe one of your bulls should let have the big fella, then you could MOO TOO ?

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 09, 2000.

My electricity went off 3 times now cause to much ice on the lines or it's one of them their brown outs! This discusion is getting to far away from the straight and narrow cause the farm life don't always involve pouring the pickle to some damn rabbit. It's hard enough making a livin at todays prices much less trying to keep your whole herd happy!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

Well there ya go, ya see its like this quit trying to keep your herd happy and let the herd make you HAPPY FARM BOY. Thats the way the pickle gets polished don't ya know. On rainy days try putting on your wifes panty hose and strut on down to the barn you will be amazed of the feelings you will begin to have, it really puts all those pent up femine emotions in full bloom, you will find you will become a much happier person if will conform to the level of the rest of society. Or you can continue with horrad hatered that is cosuming your soal and be the next runner up to deliverance squeel like a pig. I hope that you BOSWELL will take the advice and conform

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 09, 2000.

Mr. Johnson you're sick in the head. I thought Tarzan was a sick fucker but you can eat my shorts. I'm going to bed and check this in the morning.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

Well if I'm sick then your rolling brown outs are in your shorts, face it some people never change, like you and your shorts.Kiss off Boswell @#%%^&*(*@@#

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 09, 2000.

Why don't you come out and fight like a man instead of hiding behind a keyboard? Drop em and stick your ass up in the air, hold your ankles, tighten your chin strap and I'll make this weekend one ya'll never forget!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

Either Red is one of Boswell's multiple personalities or Boswell's just been out trolled!

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 09, 2000.

Okay you want to see the other side of me Tarzan? When somebody pushes this issue on me I will call them out and see what they are made of. It's your turn so stick that ass in the air and grab em. You ever had a purple helmet stuck in your throat? I've got a bull that's halter broke and he would take to you like stink on shit. Had the vet come out one time and disconnect him from a Jehovah Witness. They don't come around anymore.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

It's your turn so stick that ass in the air and grab em. You ever had a purple helmet stuck in your throat?

While I appreciate the compliment, I am heterosexual. Moreover, even if I weren't, you aren't my type. There are most likely a few community groups for men who are just coming to terms with their sexuality. I hope you find one that can help you through this rough spot. Good luck.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), December 09, 2000.


I come to grips with my sexuality long time ago. And I don't let any other guy grab it like you do. Every guy on your block probably knows where your mold is! At least I grew up listening to Ernest Tubb. You probably got a blue veiner listening to that Beatle's stuff! I lay odds on that!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

Thats it BOSWELL you are out of control, TRUTH HURTS huh? tarzan has hit a nerve that you can't handle, see the populas still rules, go find a nice little puppy or kitty and curl up in the corner with your purple thing.

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 09, 2000.

Hey Red, Why don't you take a flyin leap thru a rollin donut? I don't play with the animals, I just feed them! The only animals I play with are Tarzan the ape man and you.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 10, 2000.

Tarzan the ape man probably has no hair on his balls because it all is growing on his hands and back, so in a sense when he has sex it is a form of beastiality.

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 11, 2000.

Tarzan has cancer. he's on chemotherapy. He probably doesn't have much hair anywhere.

-- Tarzan Fan (tarzanfan@tarzanfan.fan), December 11, 2000.

Well isn't that great, we have someone that has an opion that does not matter because he will die, I guess we all die sometime , but the most opinionated die first. Call it a draw, ya hairless bastard

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 14, 2000.

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