Democrats Election Terminology Part #1

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military absentee ballots: trash

butterfly ballot: draft of an affidavit

votes: 1 chads under the table 2 chads under the tongue

chad: a vote for a Democrat

hanging chad: a vote for a Democrat, unless it's next to a Republican's name. Then it's a taped-shut chad

dimpled chad: a vote for a Democrat

pregnant chad: a vote for a Democrat

stylus: 1 tool to punch ballot 2 dimple-maker 3 magic wand

machine recount: a legitimate way to settle a tight election, unless it confirms a Republican's lead

hand recount: a recount that hands a Democrat enough votes to win

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), December 04, 2000


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