Democrats Election Terminology Part #1greenspun.com : LUSENET : Unk's Wild Wild West : One Thread |
military absentee ballots: trashbutterfly ballot: draft of an affidavit
votes: 1 chads under the table 2 chads under the tongue
chad: a vote for a Democrat
hanging chad: a vote for a Democrat, unless it's next to a Republican's name. Then it's a taped-shut chad
dimpled chad: a vote for a Democrat
pregnant chad: a vote for a Democrat
stylus: 1 tool to punch ballot 2 dimple-maker 3 magic wand
machine recount: a legitimate way to settle a tight election, unless it confirms a Republican's lead
hand recount: a recount that hands a Democrat enough votes to win
-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), December 04, 2000