Thank you Kritter for setting this place up, I would probably still be putzing around trying to figure out how to link it to my server, the one I don't have. You're the bomb sweetie, danke.

And to all the rest of you who have swung open the doors to this saloon and ordered a round, thanks too. Let's see what happens shall we?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 29, 2000

Answers

I thought you never got up this early! :-D

I gotta ask you though, who else has the password to this place? I personally don't care but I know other people do. Since I've been in Bok's a couple of times I know you hang out there and formed very strong bonds with some of those people over the years. Do all of them have it? Be fair now...tell us the truth.

-- (Netsc@pe 6.0), November 29, 2000.

Relax, only kritter and I will do anything with the keys. She is the HTML expert, and I am the sheriff. If you have a problem with someone's language or want a thread removed or anything like that it is going to be tough tities for you, this is the old west, and you will need to protect yourself from the Black Barts of the world.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 29, 2000.

You're starting to scare me now, but good luck with your new forum. I wish you the best.

-- (Netsc@pe 6.0), November 29, 2000.

Yippee!!!!! (begins swinging gun around while loaded:-)

Let the FUN begin.

Again, thanks unc....and KRIT.....you da shit too.

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 29, 2000.

Oooooweeeeeee...this place is gonna rock!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), November 29, 2000.

we shall "ENdevor" to make it #1 *hiccup*

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 29, 2000.

T'weren't nuttin', boss. My pleasure.

Will have categories in place as soon as ya'all come up with some. Unk, pain in the neck that he is, keeps saying "ya know, whatever".. when I ask for categories...so anyone have any suggestions?

Tentative:

Politics Economy Daily News Tinfoil - (for chemtrail y2k alien conspiracys etc) Miscellaneous - (spelling someone, please!) Spiritual/Religion Humor

Anything I'm missing? It doesn't really matter if you use them or not, because I'll pop in each week and categorize uncategorized threads...it's just that it will look nicer on the front page that way.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

Sex?

Drugs?

Rock-n-Roll?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 29, 2000.

You spelled it correctly, ma'am. How about Food/Spirits? We do sometimes have a propensity to discuss the "gourmet" things in life ;-)

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), November 29, 2000.

testing something here; please ignore the woman behind the curtain.....

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), November 29, 2000.

Embeddeds?

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), November 29, 2000.

Yup, good point, Patricia...will add that too.

-- kritt.. (k@a.n), November 29, 2000.

Health please

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

Category: Machines that go "ping" and other assorted extremely silly threads of absolutely no interest to any sane individual but are of mega-importance to the residents of sanitariums and other large buildings.

Alternate Category Name: Funny Bone Ticklers

2nd Alternate Category Name: Giggles and Bits

b>3rd Alternate Category Name: Humorous: I Have A Bone To Pick With You

b>4th Alternate Category Name: And You Thought Nitrous Oxide Was A Gas...

(Well I thought it was funny at the time)

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 29, 2000.

I also thought I could handle simple HTML tags.

Category: HTML: Practice Really Doesn't Help Some People Achieve The Appearance Of Competence

Category: Darwin Award Nominees: People Who Really Ought Not Reproduce And Others Who May Very Well Not Reincarnate As Homo sapiens Next Time Around

Category: I'm Registered At EZboard And Therefore Should Have My Threads Segregated From The General Population When I Wander Out Into The Real World (crass assumption: Unk's is the real world)

Are these category titles too long?

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 29, 2000.

Gee Rich,

NOT TO POINT ANYTHING OUT OR ANYTHING...but it looks like you typed b instead of p... [G]...LOL..snicka ;)

ps...liked your catagories, esp. the "I have a bone to pick with you"...my mother was famous for that line, I used to cringe when she said it.

-- Peg (pegmc@media.net), November 29, 2000.

Oh, SHAT...you beat me to it...LOL!!!

Friendly Grin :)

-- Peg (pegmc@media.net), November 29, 2000.

And here I thought I had just grabbed that line out of the ether. Really. Delusional is a word I commonly hear as I walk away from people.

I missed a couple "<" Peg. But keep trying. I'm sure you'll nail me sooner or later. :)

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 29, 2000.

Dang...I'm gonna try my best ;)

-- Peg (pegmc@media.net), November 29, 2000.

Well at least you're a challenge Bingo.Hell,I'm easy pickin's,I got more problems with that shit than a chinese math book,but I'm workin' on it.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 29, 2000.

All together now...children.
Replace the ( and ) with < and >
(b)word(/b) = BOLD
(u)word(/u) = Underlined
(i)word(/i) = Italics
(blink)word(/blink)= Blink
(center)word(/center)= Center
(font color=blue)word(/font)= blue
(font color=red)word(/font)= red


It's easy! J

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

Here goes nothing

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

WOOHOO!!

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

Wooohooo Cin...you get an A! This is the big smiley face...replace all the ( and )'s with < and >'s

(font face="wingdings" size="+3" color=blue)J(/font)

J

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

yeeeehaaaawwwwwww

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

How about the procedure to post a pic?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 30, 2000.

bumping this up for kritt to see, cause I want to see Lar's pic =)

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 30, 2000.

Lars, the key is that first you have to put the picture someplace on the internet. A website or photosite where you can put it. There are plenty to choose from and they're all free.

Once you place the photo on the net on some site someplace,..you'll have an address where the photo is.

Say you open a geocities site called "lars" and put a photo called "mydog.gif" on it, the address would be http://www.geocities.com/lars/mydog.gif

The formula for posting it here is: replace the ( and ) with a < and >

(img src="http://www.geocities.com/lars/mydog.gif")

Remember to enclose the address in the quotes.

If the photo is already on someone elses site,..something you've seen someplace and want to share...you can look at the sites source by left clicking on the screen and choosing "view source", and then looking through the code for THEIR img src with the photos name.

Sometimes jpgs don't come up for some reason....gifs seem to be what Lusenet likes.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 30, 2000.

Wooo Hoooooh !!!! PaaarrTEEEE !!!!

~~ Hic ~~!

-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), November 30, 2000.

@#$%!

-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), November 30, 2000.

J

-- Peg (trying@this.out), November 30, 2000.

Thanks Kritter. I will dedicate my first photo post to you.

Cin--

Until then, imagine an undernourished Tom Selleck

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 30, 2000.