(Humor) Sixteen Chads

greenspun.com : LUSENET : Unk's Wild Wild West : One Thread

Apologies to Tennessee Ernie Ford:

Some folks say a ballot outta be clear. A punch for Gore there or a punch for Bush here. But when I counted them all, I sure did see there was more to countin' than there ought to be.

You lose sixteen chads, what do you get? Another recount and no government yet. I want to go home, I don't care anymore, if it's President Bush or President Gore.

I was hired one morning to work for the state counting up ballots, man I couldn't wait. I was really happy, now don't you see? I was doing my part for democracy. But...

You lose sixteen chads, what do you get? Another recount and no government yet. I want to go home, I don't care anymore, if it's President Bush or President Gore.

The polls all closed, I began to see, it was up to Florida, or even me! But late that night when I thought I was done. CNN started saying that Bush hadn't won. Cause...

You lose sixteen chads, what do you get? Another recount and no government yet. I want to go home, I don't care anymore, if it's President Bush or President Gore.

Miz Harris stop calling, cause I can't say who's gonna win, it could go either way. The courts'll decide, it ain't up to me. I can't say who the Pres will be.

You lose sixteen chads, what do you get? Another recount and no government yet. I want to go home, I don't care anymore, if it's President Bush or President Gore.

-- (raven@never.more), November 28, 2000

Answers

Hee hee. Pretty good.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), November 28, 2000.

Moderation questions? read the FAQ