How can you tell that your wife died? : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up.

-- buggs bunny (, November 23, 2000


Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife died. (drumroll)

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahahahaha ha!!!

-- Tom Hanks (bwaaaa@haaaa.haaaaa), November 23, 2000.

Year ago I heard this joke from an antagonistic classmate in the Seventh Grade. He thought he was clever because I didn't get it. I did, but I was too disgusted to tell him so.

Later he repented and became a Pentacostal minister.

God changes lives!

-- dinosaur (, November 23, 2000.

Wow, it must be a drag being so religious.

God thinks this joke is funny, what's wrong with you?

-- (laughing@not.a.sin), November 23, 2000.

Wow! Another case of spontaneous spam!

Got Lysol?

-- dinosaur (, November 23, 2000.

Dinosaur, hope you do better in a couple of years when you get to high school. Of course, that’s assuming you progress without any setbacks. Humor is the elixir of life….have a swig.

-- I (h@ve.spoken), November 24, 2000.

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