How can you tell that your wife died?greenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread |
Sex is the same, but the dishes are starting to pile up.
-- buggs bunny (buggsbunny@aol.com), November 23, 2000
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?His wife died. (drumroll)
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahahahaha ha!!!
-- Tom Hanks (bwaaaa@haaaa.haaaaa), November 23, 2000.
Year ago I heard this joke from an antagonistic classmate in the Seventh Grade. He thought he was clever because I didn't get it. I did, but I was too disgusted to tell him so.Later he repented and became a Pentacostal minister.
God changes lives!
-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 23, 2000.
Wow, it must be a drag being so religious.God thinks this joke is funny, what's wrong with you?
-- (laughing@not.a.sin), November 23, 2000.
Wow! Another case of spontaneous spam!Got Lysol?
-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 23, 2000.
Dinosaur, hope you do better in a couple of years when you get to high school. Of course, that’s assuming you progress without any setbacks. Humor is the elixir of life….have a swig.
-- I (h@ve.spoken), November 24, 2000.