Who is cuter - Rosanne Barr or Rosie O'Donnell?

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Only kidding. I was trying to see if I could get you to upchuck your Thanksgiving Dinner. Did I succeed?

-- Enquiring Minds (want@to.know), November 23, 2000


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-- (to@the.top), November 23, 2000.

I think an elephant's ass is cuter than either one of these two!

-- it worked! (Im.sick@yuck.com), November 23, 2000.

God examines every heart. He knows those who are His children.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 23, 2000.

Fascinating statement, dinosaur.

What, praytell, are your ideas as to the criteria God might use to identify His children? I take it biology is not a factor for admission to this apparently exclusive club to which you refer.

From where do those you deem not His children arise? Does He not create all His children? Is there an activity which might disenfranchise a child of His?

Although not myself a parent, I nonetheless can't see how a person of decent character could possibly sire a child and then cast it aside. Surely He would not cast out one of His children? Guess it depends on your concept of Him.

Thanks for your time. BTW, I'm not knowledgable in the Christian Bible or Koran, so if my questions seem a bit flippant you can be assured it is my ignorance of the contents of these scriptures which is the source. This assumes your philosophy got its start from one of these documents, for I don't recognize any eastern philosophical markers (of which I am more familiar) contained in your writing.


-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), November 24, 2000.

Roseanne is the cutest because of the cute way she scratches her crotch while singing the Star Spangled Banner.

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), November 24, 2000.

Sure would appreciate answers to my questions, dinosaur. The email is real if you'd rather not discuss the derivation of your philosophy openly.


-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), November 24, 2000.

I must say...

I really used to enjoy the roseanne show. She cracks me up. Who the hell cares what she looks like? jeez

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 24, 2000.


I agree with ya there. I'd come home from work and spend an hour watching Roseanne and Tool Time. The kids knew not to touch me during my "cooling down" period. I can't say I know much about the Rosie O'Donnell person outside of what I've heard. Her show doesn't interest me.

OTOH, I enjoyed the Roseanne show when it involved her, Goodman? and the kids, but I can't say that SHE was the attraction. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen her in anything else, nor would I wish to.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), November 24, 2000.

LOL Anita

Did you ever see the episode where DJ starts locking himself in the bathroom for hours at a time, and Roseanne can't find her Cosmopolitan magazines. My gawd that was hilarious! The very first few years of the show were the best ones. They should never have won the lottery, as it went downhill fast after that.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 25, 2000.

And whats the deal with Becky. Every season it was a different Becky. Wuz da' deal wit dat? Was the pay so low they couldn't keep talent?

-- Waz Up (wit@dat.becky), November 25, 2000.

Roseanne Barr or Jamie Farr? That is a toughie.

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), November 25, 2000.

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