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This is my guess for a headline we will be reading soon.

GORE SUES AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR NOT ELECTING HIM PRESIDENT

What headlines do you think we will be reading?

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 23, 2000

Answers

I like it---Gore files a lack-of-class-action suit against the American people. Please send money to the Law Offices of Whiner and Whiner, Dumptruck, TN.

-- (PaulBegala@Cheech -n.-Chad's), November 23, 2000.

President-Elect Bush Nominates Dog As Secretary Of Defense

-- repubs (are@totally.clueless), November 23, 2000.

Hey the dog can get cheaper prescrition drugs than a human. Just ask Al Gore.

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 23, 2000.

VIKINGS CRUSH COWBOYS IN THANKSGIVING DAY MASSACRE!


-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), November 23, 2000.

ALGORE CONCEDES AND APOLIGIZES FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL THE ELECTION.

We know this will never happen but it raises some interesting questions. Will he ever concede? Why did he concede earlier? Why did he recant the concession? Why did he try to eliminate the votes of the military? Why did his people only give part of the story on the Illnois Court Case to the Florida Supreme Court? They thought that not one of the millions of voters from Illnois would remember that case and provide evidence that the case presented by the Gore forces was wrong? If a Supreme Court relies heavily on a case that is wrongly reported, is there a judicial obligation to correct the error? When will the people get fed up with the Gore delaying tactics?

-- Truthseeker (Ed@truthtoday.wow), November 23, 2000.



No "judicial obligation to correct the error".

We be Supreeeeeeeeemms.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 23, 2000.


LOL Butt! That was funny =)

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 23, 2000.

Thanks Cin,

Senator Marilyn Manson Drafts Legislation To Censor His Own Records

Washington DC, Sept 24, 2012 (uprnews.net.com.org.edu) In a surprise move, Senator Marilyn Manson (libertarian) of Michigan, drafted a bill that would ban all of his records from being sold in the United States.

Although Congressman Eminem (Marshall Mathews, socialist) praised this move as gutsy, most polilticians claimed it was just a ploy to help Manson's stagnant record sales.

Vice President Justin Timberlake (who in his spare time still tours with over age teeny-boppers *N'Sync) was quoted as saying "Look the guy has no talent. He will do whatever it takes to masquerade this fact".

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 23, 2000.


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