What happens if Cheney croaks? I think he will. He is a very uptight and obese person. The average life expectancy for a fat bastard like him is around 60, and he is 59 now. I give him one more year before he goes belly up.

Has Shrub got a shrubstitute for Cheney? Who, another major league asshole?

And what about the Shrubster? That jackass isn't used to dealing with any real pressure. Look at his head... he hasn't even been elected yet and his entire head is turning into a stress boil full of puss. I bet he's gonna hit the sauce again and go off his nut. Probably launch nukes at China or something.

This is so fucking pathetic, we have two of the most physically and psychologically unfit bastards in the world trying to take over our country. Not a good way to start the new millenium.

Everybody pray that these fucks get what they got comin to them before they even get the chance to set foot in the Whitehouse.

-- (karma.time@for.shrub), November 23, 2000

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You are one sick Fuck.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 23, 2000.

Considering the fact that he had to have open heart surgery today, I would say Cheney is one sick fuck.

Who is the quack doctor that certified this couch potato as healthy anyway? I wonder how much Shrub paid the quack to lie about Cheney's health? $500 thou, maybe even a cool $million?

-- (sleazy.deals@for.power), November 23, 2000.

Conspiracy shit. Love it. Don't you belong on EZ?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 23, 2000.

Conspiracy "shit"???

That's typical of a Bush supporter to call the truth "shit". Lies are good, and the truth is shit... guess Republicans will never change.

Excerpts from AP Reports...

"Bush spokeswoman Karen Hughes said that before he was selected by Bush, Cheney had told the Bush campaign that from time to time over the years he had gone to the hospital to be examined after experiencing chest pains.

Hughes did not provide details on how often Cheney had experienced chest pains that required medical attention. She said Cheney had not had any episodes since he was selected to be Bush's running mate, but she did not say when Cheney's last hospital visit had occurred.

Over the course of the campaign, the Cheney campaign turned down media requests to release his complete medical records - as other candidates had done - but the Cheney staff always declined, saying that there were no plans to put out anything beyond the letter from his doctor."

-- (conspiracy@for.power), November 23, 2000.

Clinton will die of syph before Cheney dies of heart disease.

-- (JoycelinElders@LittleRock.General), November 23, 2000.

Does Gore have a borestitute?

-- (dharma_time@Gorebot's.cosmic_snooze), November 23, 2000.

According to the press, Cheney was a heavy cigarette smoker.

-- FWIW (2000@pres.gov), November 23, 2000.

Hawk -- LOL

-- wake up folks (you been hoodwinked by the Dick & Bush show@ .), November 23, 2000.