Does anyone have a prediction about how people will be starving next year...for old time's sake? : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread

Anyone? Anyone at all?

How about preps? Anyone selling preps?

What about all those people that can't be wrong? Anyone?

Vindicated Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (, November 21, 2000


The truckers will go on stike soon to protest the high cost of fuel. In addition, there will be more severe snows, which will shut down parts of the Eastern seaboard. When this happens, 25% of the US will experience food shortages. The storms will also strain the grid, so there will be rolling blackouts as well.

All of this mayham will cause the economy to tank, which will, in turn, lead to a recession. Then China, seeing its chance, will step in, as well at the UN, and all those spotted-owl huggers, resulting in a war on our soil. President Klinton will declare himself President for life, which will set off a civil war, in additon to the war against China, the UN, and the Spotted Owl lovers.

While all this is going on, Rosie will get pregnant and threaten to have the child while being filmed for prime time TV.

And by then, 30% of the population will be hungry and knocking down Dennis Olson's door, demanding to be fed, or at least entertained with bad knock-knock jokes.

Happy, now??

-- (raven@never.more), November 21, 2000.

Andy Ray:

Go here: Y2k supplies for sale

You should get a laugh.

Best Wishes,,,,


-- Z1X4Y7 (, November 21, 2000.

I seriously doubt they will be holding the Super Bowl for a couple of years (at the very least).

-- butt nugget (, November 21, 2000.

Damned right you will see starving people next year you polly shithead! And it isn't going to be funny either Mr. Teal-boy. So laugh now Mr DGI.

Of course you may need to check as far away as sub-sahara Africa, but trust me, somebody is gonna starve next year.

And like I said, it ain't funny.

-- Uncle Deedah (, November 21, 2000.

BTW, ignore the shithead part. Sorry.

Change it to Mr "move on dude, sorry that your little feelings were hurt so bad that memories of past Y2K insults now rule your entire life" polly.

-- Uncle Deedah (, November 21, 2000.

Andy Gay is obviously a real sicko with severe psychological problems.

-- (teal.text@for.queers), November 21, 2000.

>> Does anyone have a prediction about how people will be starving next year... <<

Too damn many. Ever hear of Sudan? Chad? Mali? Bangladesh? Eritrea?

-- Brian McLaughlin (, November 21, 2000.

Painfully .

-- Chris (, November 22, 2000.

Thank you, thank you one and all - that was very refreshing.

Vindicated Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (, November 22, 2000.

On January 1, thousands of people across the country will starve as they attempt various fad diets in order to lose weight and keep to their New Year's Resolutions. This will last until January 2.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), November 22, 2000.

Earth to Mutants-

We LIVE in the republic of chad. It's a swingin' place!

(remember, if you have a pregnant chad, it means you had sex with your ballot)

-- Where (are@ll.the.problems?), November 23, 2000.

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