The truckers will go on stike soon to protest the high cost of fuel.
In addition, there will be more severe snows, which will shut down
parts of the Eastern seaboard. When this happens, 25% of the US will
experience food shortages. The storms will also strain the grid, so
there will be rolling blackouts as well.
All of this mayham will cause the economy to tank, which will, in
turn, lead to a recession. Then China, seeing its chance, will step
in, as well at the UN, and all those spotted-owl huggers, resulting in
a war on our soil. President Klinton will declare himself President
for life, which will set off a civil war, in additon to the war
against China, the UN, and the Spotted Owl lovers.
While all this is going on, Rosie will get pregnant and threaten to
have the child while being filmed for prime time TV.
And by then, 30% of the population will be hungry and knocking down
Dennis Olson's door, demanding to be fed, or at least entertained
with bad knock-knock jokes.
Happy, now??
-- (raven@never.more), November 21, 2000.
Damned right you will see starving people next year you polly
shithead! And it isn't going to be funny either Mr. Teal-boy. So
laugh now Mr DGI.
Of course you may need to check as far away as sub-sahara Africa, but
trust me, somebody is gonna starve next year.
And like I said, it ain't funny.
-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 21, 2000.
Earth to Mutants-
We LIVE in the republic of chad. It's a swingin' place!
(remember, if you have a pregnant chad, it means you had sex with your
ballot)
-- Where (are@ll.the.problems?), November 23, 2000.