Open letter from Al Goregreenspun.com : LUSENET : TB2K spinoff uncensored : One Thread
To who it may concern:
I have noticed that the numbers you picked for Wed. lotto drawing were not the numbers on my winning ticket. After a close review of the ticket, I realized that the numbers were so small, and so close together, I became confused.
I have spoken with at least 3,000 friends, and they all agree....they too became confused. If you will review my ticket by hand, you will see that the numbers I intended to pick are quite clear & match those of the winning numbers. You may now send me my winning check.
-- must read (email@example.com!), November 17, 2000
hah haha hah, doc dickhead pollyidiot needs to read this!
-- dic pulley (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 17, 2000.
Letter from George Bush...
duuuuh, duuh, duuuh-duh duuuh duh? duh duh-duh duh duuuh duhh?
-- (email@example.com), November 17, 2000.
The votes will be counted properly. The election will be certified legally. Al Gore will be our 43rd president.
-- Justice (firstname.lastname@example.org), November 17, 2000.
Justice, I agree. The US Supreme Court will finally condemn the type of "Votescam" corruption that has been going on in Florida under the control of Jeb Bush. It may take a while, but the truth will be revealed.
-- (email@example.com), November 17, 2000.
the votes were counted.....TWICE. Bush won....TWICE.
But hell, give the democrats a votamatic, and several dozen re-counts, and eventually, even Al Goreski can swipe an election!
-- lol @ gore fanatics! (firstname.lastname@example.org!), November 17, 2000.