VICE PRESIDENT GORE

I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.

GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH

I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.

SENATOR LIEBERMAN

I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own way.

SECRETARY CHENEY

Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road myself.

RALPH NADER

Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil tire makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tire makers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads, up with chickens.

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

-- Maria (maria947@hotmail.com), November 17, 2000

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-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), November 17, 2000.

SECRETARY CHENEY

Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they wanted to.

I have raised chickens. I know chickens. Chickens can and do fly. This is just another example of a Republican leader out of touch with the common folks. :^)

I hope that the software is working again.

Best wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), November 17, 2000.

Z, can turkeys fly too?

-- Wonderin (about@the.futility.of.it.all), November 17, 2000.

Wonderin:

If you are talkin' bout Cheney, I don't know. The domestic ones that we have raised don't seem too. Our last Tom, had to be killed and eaten because he got so big that he broke his own legs. He dressed out at 52 pounds. Took 24 hr to cook the thing.

Now the wild ones around here fly really well, not graceful, but well. Consider standing in a tight forest and have a B2 come through the trees. That is about it.

Best wishes,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), November 17, 2000.

A little Florida humor...

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Answer: To prove to the opossum that it could be done!

To prove

-- Spindoc' (spindoc@nolynchings.please), November 17, 2000.

REPUBLICANS UNDER BUSH

We don't want the damn chickens crossing the road. Put up some road blocks so there's no way those frickin chickens can cross the road.

-- (let's@be.honest), November 18, 2000.

Al Gore

Why yes, I do know all about that chicken. As a young boy on my Daddies farm in Tennessee I fell in love with a chicken. A well known novel was written based on my adolescent fling called: love Story

-- I (h@ve.spoken), November 18, 2000.