TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED

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TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED 10. No one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 2. Inventive way to finally meet that special person from Human Resources. ...and the number one reason To Go To Work Naked: 1. Your boss will stop yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 9:00"

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 17, 2000

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Hee Hee.

Um, (looks around cautiously and replies) "can you do the 10 reasons to FORMAT now?

thank you.

-- sumer (shh@aollll.com), November 17, 2000.


TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

2. Inventive way to finally meet that special person from Human Resources.

...and the number one reason To Go To Work Naked:

1. Your boss will stop yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 9:00"

-- (form@t.ed), November 17, 2000.


and, if you're a Republican--

11)-people can admire your bush

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 17, 2000.


LOL Lars! Good stuff

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 17, 2000.

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