My prediction for the next election

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In Palm Beach County you will see a new ballot design, maybe one with pictures of the candidates that you punch out the eyes to vote for.

;-)

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 09, 2000

Answers

Only one eye though. Every one knows two punches and your disqualified.

-- Buster (Hiway441@aol.com), November 09, 2000.

The problem with your plan, Unk, is that blind voters will be unable to locate their candidates on this newfangled ballot, much less punch out an eye. Are you suggesting blind voters play Pin the tail on the donkey?

Hey, in essence this is what EACH of us does anyway - find the jackass which best suits us and cast our vote in their general direction.

-- Bingo1 (howe9@shentel.net), November 09, 2000.




-- Close it. Close it NOW (howe9@shentel.net), November 09, 2000.

There will be no more Federal elections. Who needs them? It's over. Libertarianism has won.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 09, 2000.

On a more serious note:

I believe there will be a HUGE upswing in absentee voting next election...people will get a ballot ahead of time and take there time with it.

-- Big Blue Baboon
(big@nd.blue), November 09, 2000.



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