Due to popular demand, election extended in Florida until Dec. 31

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With some help from brother Jeb, the Republicans managed to call off Gore's win in Florida while they gather more votes from "overseas" ballots etc., so the Democrats have agreed to allow the election to go until the end of the year.

There is good reason to believe that there are boatfulls of Cuban refugees on their way to the shores of Florida with boxes full of votes for Gore, so we must wait to be fair. They will be Florida citizens as soon as they land, and they have assured us that they filled out their ballots before the polls were closed yesterday.

Stay tuned.

-- Tom Brokaw (keeping@ratings.high), November 09, 2000


jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way-this is just a sign of the times--just another day--hey--chinga bells chinga bells laughing all the way--oh what fun we gonna have--now it's time too pay!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), November 09, 2000.

Here Al-d (passes him a $5.00 bill)

Now what *exactly* am I paying for? :-)

-- (shh@aol.com), November 09, 2000.

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