Bill Clinton's Next Job : LUSENET : Countryside : One Thread

What would be a suitable job for Bill Clinton after January 20th (or whatever day it will be)?

I would recommend endorsing cigars.

-- Ken S. in WC TN (, November 06, 2000


Towel boy in a whorehouse. John

-- Joun in S. IN (, November 06, 2000.

Hillary's "man servant".


-- Craig (, November 06, 2000.

Private practice lawyer, he is now properly qualified, perhaps more than needed! Annie in SE OH.

-- Annie Miller (, November 06, 2000.

He should be forced to serve 20 years as a private in our now messed up military.

Oh but wait, they only want a few "good" men don't they?


-- Pauline (, November 06, 2000.

Since he belongs in prison for the crimes he committed, the only acceptable job for Bubba is being someone's bitch.

-- Jim (, November 06, 2000.

I suggest that he should be a trustee at a Federal penitionary of Joel Rosen's choosing.

-- Doreen (, November 06, 2000.

I seem to remember reading before the Clintons bought their house that he had been offered a teaching position in England.

I think a good job for him would be for him to be given a floating lounge chair and let him tend remote farm ponds. We do all know what floats on farm ponds don't we? Need a hint? It's usually green.

-- Notforprint (, November 06, 2000.

Costarring with Bob in the new viaga ads?

-- Jay Blair (, November 06, 2000.

Heard on NPR this morning that he'll get $100,000 for every speech he gives. Any takers out there.....??????

-- Leann Banta (, November 06, 2000.

I think he sahould be forced to rebuild that ibuprofin factory that he bombed in the Sudan. When he's finished we can find some way to indenture him to the families of those killed to cover up Monica- gate.

-- Ed Weaver (, November 06, 2000.

People I'm not feeling the love here! Are you not feeling Bill's pain? He will soon be out of a job and here we are making fun of his sorry a**. I say again, where is the love here? John

-- John in S. IN (, November 06, 2000.

Who would buy the cigar? yuck. You'd have to cutthecockadoodledooff, for him to be the towel boy, or there be no profits.And I think more like hillery's ex,maybe I'd have more respect for her, at least.Fed Pens don't have trustees.

How abt. govenor of Texas, if the opening occurs? That's a do nothing job.He can move there and carpetbag it, just like his wife.I rather liked the suggested inmate's honey, too.

-- sharon wt (, November 06, 2000.

Well, we DO need another dishwasher on the weekends...(we have a truckstop cafe'). And if I were able to work with Bill so closely every weekend; it would give us plenty of time to share philosophies, political views, etc. Between Marty and I we sure could give him an earful! And as for Hilary...we may be able to give a few p/t waitress hours......

-- Beth Weber (, November 06, 2000.

Hmm. Just like all past Prez's... he will get $60k speaking fees anytime he wants. And some folks still love him (I'm not one of them.) Did you see the rousing crowd responses he got yesterday? Sheesh! Oh well!

-- sheepish (, November 06, 2000.

Bill on viagra what a scary thought. Maybe he should do community service to help the many americans in prison for pergery. gail

-- gail missouri ozarks (, November 07, 2000.

They should make him drive state by state across the whole US of A and put the Ten Commandments back up in every schoolhouse and courthouse. And pay him minimum wage, plus miliage of course. Hopefully it will take him at least 8 years, and maybe undo the last 8 years.

-- Cindy in Ky (, November 08, 2000.

Beth, you can't possibly be serious about having him work in your cafe! I wouldn't let the man get within a hundred miles of one of my daughters -- he's not safe around women at all (unless maybe you are 90 years old!).

-- Kathleen Sanderson (, November 08, 2000.


-- Richard V. Miller (, November 08, 2000.

He'd be a great organic gardener - all that hot air (loaded with CO2) is great for the greenhouse, and we might as well make good use of that bulls**t he's so full of!

-- Soni (, November 08, 2000.

Kathlene lol...but if you knew my husband....he's got that street preacher kind of a personality...I'd LOVE to see the 2 of them working together in our small kitchen! Well...looks like they will be residing in NY...

-- Beth Weber (, November 08, 2000.

He and Algore should be cribbage partners against Slobodan and Saddam. Winners would be those who "haul" the most wood without getting caught. If you get caught, apply Iraqi justice. And by the way, can you believe this Barbara Striesand about "TOUCH FOOTBALL!!!!!?????" Gawrsh, I em the reeencarnation of Big Jack! Yup!, yup!. And if you are so stupid as to not know how to vote (read: I live in Palm Beach!), then you are too stupid to have your vote count! GL, my fellow socialist democrats!

-- Brad (, November 10, 2000.

Gee What an easy question. Bill Clinton has offers from McDonalds to be trained as a manager.

Need frys with that? LOL

-- Kenneth in N.C. (, November 10, 2000.

Moderation questions? read the FAQ