This is a very very old joke, suddenly made politically apropos:

Q: Do you have Prince Albert in the can?

A: Yes.

Q: Don't you think you ought to let him out?

-- Mr. Laffs (ho@ho.ho), November 05, 2000

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What is George W. Bush's new nickname?

Dee Dubya Eye.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 05, 2000.