-- butt nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 04, 2000

Answers

Caught off his guard by a request from over his shoulder, Al Gore replies as he turns to face the questioner,

"Sure, I'd love to kiss your babyeeeeow"!

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), November 05, 2000.

Can I do your dog?

Will you like it?

-- hooie (123@456.com), November 05, 2000.

"Her titties reminded me so much of my precious, beautiful and oh so kissable wife Tipper I just had to give them a squeeze and look what happened!"

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 05, 2000.

He is turning to the Secret Service and saying...

"OUCH, that old lady in the black coat is grabbing my nutsac!"

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 05, 2000.

Gore recoiled in horror as the snarling alien burst from the woman's chest.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), November 05, 2000.

"NOT HERE BILL"

-- I (h@ve.spoken), November 05, 2000.