I just want to let everyone know that I am proud to be voting for Gore on Tuesday. I am in no way ashamed of having my good name being associated with voting for this American hero.

Here are several positive reasons why I am voting for Gore and you should too:

1. Shrubby is an alcoholic.

2. Shrubby drives under the influence.

3. According to many here, Shrubby smokes crack!

4. Shrubby pays for women's abortions.

5. Shrubby is illiterate.

6. Shrubby can't string a simple sentence together.

7. Shrubby went AWOL.

8. Shrubby wants to end church-state separation.

9. Shrubby Sr. will run the White House while Shrubby Jr. is out partying.

10. Shrubby is a frat boy

This is why I am proud to give my full endorsement to Gore.

-- Dee DUBYA Eye (is@loony.toon), November 04, 2000

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And while you're handing over your endorsement to Gore, might as well hand him your wallet and handgun.

-- Ya know (Issues@stake.here), November 04, 2000.

Dee,

Please be careful not to lose sight of the wider context -- e.g., additional freedoms which may be at risk under a democratic administration.

"At the bottom of the endless pile of paper work which characterizes all (government) regulation lies a gun."

-- Alan Greenspan (1963)

-- eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), November 04, 2000.

Proudly endores? You don't even identify yourself. Who gives a fuck what you think?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), November 04, 2000.

Those where lame reasons against someone not one reason of "endorsement" for someone......Just a thought

-- Joe Q Public (taught@home.com), November 04, 2000.

Joe:

Good point. If Dee hadn't mentioned Gore, we'd have no idea this was an endorsement of anyone. It reads like a lament that the Republicans couldn't have picked someone with a bit more character to represent them, to which I say Amen! Except the same goes for Gore. Where do our major parties find these losers? And why?

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), November 04, 2000.

I was about to make the some point, Unc. My bet is that this is a forum regular that is not "proud" at all.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 04, 2000.

Proudly endores? You don't even identify yourself. Who gives a fuck what you think?

Uh, and exactly who or what is a "Uncle Deedah"?

Moron. Why don't you go play with your privates.

-- (@ .), November 04, 2000.

I'm with Unk. How can you proudly endorse someone and not even sign your own name. DUH

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 04, 2000.

One would think you'd recognize Hawk by now.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), November 04, 2000.

What the heck kind of e-mail address is cin@cin.cin?

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.nut), November 04, 2000.

Sorry hmmmm, got it wrong this time. Though I can't blame you for thinking it was me, since I agree with this poster 100%.

-- (once named after @ perceptive. predator), November 04, 2000.

The difference Tarzan (like i should have to explain this to you) is that I am not "proudly endorsing" someone. If you'd like my email address, simply ask.

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 04, 2000.