Republicans demanded that Clinton apologize for having a flirtatious affair with Monica, a consenting adult who actually initiated the affair. Even after he apologized numerous times, they still demanded he apologize more.

Now D-Dubya-I has been deceptively concealing the fact that he has commited a serious crime. As an elected government official, he owes the American people an apology for this deception.

WE DEMAND AN APOLOGY NOW!!

-- liberals (lets@embarass.shrubby), November 04, 2000

Answers

I have a better joke.

Read recently that Clinton called upon the republicans to apoligize for his inpeachment.

Top that!!

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 04, 2000.

when will gore apologize for selling out to china?

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), November 04, 2000.

"selling out to china".

Geee, that statement wouldn't by any chance come from a slight right-wing bias would it?

-- (your.colors@are.showing), November 04, 2000.

A "right-wing bias"?

This was just a throwaway line, right?

You don't really not see China as a global threat, right?

"Can't, cant we just get along?" Naw, you're not saying that.

See, I knew you wern't stupid.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 04, 2000.

I know I sure wouldn't say that Carlos, it's always better to make enemies than friends.

-- d-dubya-i (lets@kill.everyone), November 04, 2000.