It happened last week. He got all boozed up, and 'accidentally' smashed right into it, breaking the post holding up the mailbox. No, I didn't actually see him doing it, but with yesterday's breaking news, it is obvious he was responsible.

But this gets no news attention. Where is the outcry? Why won't Cher, Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Cybill Shepard, and Fidel Castro throw a public temper tantrum over this travesty?

The only way to avenge this felonious act is to vote for Gore. Bu that in itself is not enough. You need to grab the ballot of the guy standing next to you and mark Gore on it as well. Heck, you need to show up at the poll as soon as it opens, stay there all day and mark Gore on everyones ballot.

-- rotting onion bagel (rotting@onion.bagel), November 03, 2000

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-- garlic breath (garlic@breath.stinks), November 04, 2000.

You jest, but actually he did run over a neighbor's trash can and drag it down the street. He must have been the biggest spoiled brat asshole in his whole neighborhood!

shrub the drunk dumbfuck

-- (daddybush.too.spineless@to.kick.shrubs.ass), November 04, 2000.

I ran over a couple of ducks at the park in my roadster. Big trouble. Had to wash a lot of police cars. 1961

Kids know about that one.

What's yours?

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 04, 2000.

Carlos, every person on this forum has done plenty of stupid shit in their lives. Who cares? The simple question on Tuesday is this:

Which person do you truly want to represent this country in the next four years? Look beyond some 24 year old DUI and think for a second.

I am not addressing this to you Carlos but to the folks that think Al Gore should be our next President. He is not to be put in that position under ANY circumstances.

-- I (h@ve.spoken), November 04, 2000.

On Letterman tonite, between bleeps, I think Madonna endorsed Gore.

-- Lars (lars@ndy.net), November 04, 2000.

"Carlos, every person on this forum has done plenty of stupid shit in their lives. Who cares?"

Helloooooo???...have you been living in a cave for the last 5 years? Can you say "Monica Lewinsky"?

Haven't you heard that this kind of thing is what is most important to Republicans in Congress? Bush is a hypocrite, a scandalous traitor with a complete lack of moral character, and it needs to be revealed!!

-- Kenneth Starr (I'll@take.the case), November 04, 2000.

Bullshit!

Gore is the phoney. Gore is a dummy who's facade it convince people he's smarter than they are. Key words, key topics but truly he doesn't KNOW shit about much of anyting! The guy's a fraud. He's a hollow man who would continue to masquerade to the world most happily as president of the United States.

Bush is just Bush. Good enough for me.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), November 04, 2000.

IBm with Carlos...gore is a turd. Flush the bastard and his current boss. Good riddance...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), November 04, 2000.

The only thing worse than a turd is a big fat right-wing crap.

-- (crap.calling@the.turd.black), November 04, 2000.