Is Bush still high on drugs or what?

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On Sunday I heard Bush speaking to a Hispanic community in California "via satellite". He said that Gore doesn't care about California because he hadn't been there since September, and the only reason Gore was coming out this week was to do the Leno Show.

As it turns out, the only reason Bush went to California was because he was on the Leno Show last night! Bush went there yesterday, and was on the Leno Show last night. Gore went there today, and is on the Leno Show tonight.

Since Bush is a racist and predjudiced towards Hispanics, I can see why he was afraid to visit them in person, and chose to do it by satellite. But how does he figure his visit yesterday before going on Leno is any better than Gore's visit today before going on Leno?

-- (shrubya@dirty.rotten.scoundrel), October 31, 2000

Answers

Bush visited California ten times since winning the State's primary in March. Would you like to look up how many times Gore has been there before you make any further evalutions? You should, because you'll be suprised.

-- Understand? (Shrubya@One.Great.guy), October 31, 2000.

"(Shrubya@One.Great.guy)"

LMAO!! Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!! That is a good one!

Apparently, YOU are high on drugs!

-- (heeeheeeheeeheeeheee@still.laughing), October 31, 2000.


Laugh while you can,...!

(tick tock tick tock)

-- I hope milk goes through your nose! (ROFL@u.2), October 31, 2000.


Since Bush is a racist and predjudiced towards Hispanics

Prove it!

-- (@ .), November 01, 2000.


What DOES ANY of this have to do with Mr. Bush's recreational Drug Use?

I DEMAND an answer.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), November 01, 2000.



>> What DOES ANY of this have to do with Mr. Bush's recreational Drug Use? <<

It's as plain as day (above the Artic Circle on the winter solstice). You just need to apply Election Year Logic (tm).

Cocaine comes from Columbia, a Spanish-speaking country. Bush stopped using cocaine. Therefore, Bush turned his back on Columbia's #1 export, and by simple extension, he hates Latinos and lies about it.

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), November 01, 2000.


Well....(slaps forhead HARD) DUH!!!!!

Now I get it.

Thanks Bri :-)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), November 01, 2000.


LOL,...Brian...as good an explanation as I've ever heard! :-)

-- Awesome Brian! (lubyaShrubya@adelphia.net), November 01, 2000.

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