Gores Numbers Speak Loudly

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24 Years Al Gore has worked inside the Washington Beltway 17 Years Al Gore spent growing up in suite 809 of the Washington D.C. Ritz Carlton Hotel

2 Number of White House Coffees Al Gore said he attended 37 White House Coffees Gore actually attended

1999 Year Gore said he co-sponsored the McCain-Feingold campaign finance bill 1993 Year Russell Feingold went to the US Senate 0 Years Gore and Feingold served together in the Senate

6 Months that Al Gore gave the entertainment industry to clean up its act 10 Million dollars raised by Gore at fundraisers organized & attended by entertainment and moguls a week later

1975 Year Strategic Petroleum Reserve was established 2 Years later Gore entered the United States Congress 1 Claim by Al Gore that he was there when the Strategic Petroleum Reserve was established

20,000 Dollars Al Gore makes per year from the Zinc Mine on his property in Tennessee 3 Times the Zinc Mine was cited for polluting the nearby Caney Fork River

3 Number of different Al Gores that debated Governor Bush 3 Number of debates that Governor Bush won

???? Number of things Al Gore will say to get elected

7 Days until the election 1 Chance to be the difference on November 7

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 31, 2000

Answers

I think I figured out what Gores' purpose is. It's to measure the publics brain damage.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), November 01, 2000.

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