I say "Hey!" and "Shut up!" a lot to geese. If you have the chance, what would you ask a goose?

-- Atara (atara@raex.com), October 25, 2000

Answers

"Can I Buy A Vowel?"

-- Xydexx Squeakypony (xydexx@my-deja.com), October 26, 2000.

Do you lay Golden Eggs?

See, I'm a Golden Egg, and...

:)

Okay, okay. Tacky. Sorry about that. I don't know where my mind is these days...

-- Allen Kitchen (allenk@blkbox.com), October 27, 2000.